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Beat up.... By a girl

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Stratoman10, Jun 11, 2019.

  1. rolandson

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    No. But her father also commanded the 40th I understand, though he, I'm told, didn't fly helicopters in combat.
     
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    Pics or it didn’t happen. Lol

    Water plants is that a euphemism?

    Ps this is sarcasm
     
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    Just Remember ! "No Good Deed Goes Unpunished"(ha -ha)
     
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    perttime Strat-O-Master

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    Somewhat related, once they get going:

     
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    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Don't call me Shirley
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    Had a smart girl in the neighborhood when we were about 16 and we thought we were the Rolling Stones, pretty too, and as wild as a feral cat. Her name was Frieda, we used to call her Freaky Frieda, she used to beat us up regularly , and with force. No shame in this cause you can't hit back.
    Just roll with the punch.
    Funniest thing is all the boys admitted being very attracted to her.
    Hit me, beat me, make me write bad cheques.
    Gonna write a song about her one day.
    Think Freaky Frieda would make a good song title.

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  7. Monkeyboy

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    Freaky Freda and Heavy Duty Judy
    Hurt me , baby, if you're feeling moody

    etc. :thumb:
     
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    I think, most times, they win out psychologically
     
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  9. Wrighty

    Wrighty Senior Stratmaster

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    Friend of mine played a euphemism, bloody great brass tube thing wrapped around his neck which he blue ‘til he was blue in the face
     
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    The problem nowadays is that SHE could be a HE !


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  11. smithstrato

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    Let's get real here....it's a tough job being dominant all the time. Some like the roles reversed and appreciate the muscle in their hussle.
     
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    I'm pretty smart in some ways, but I tell my wife she's the smart one in the family, because she IS :eek:

    I have the advantage with technical things , science-y stuff and all that.
    Some people here might think I'm halfway decent at talking smack and making
    sassy one liners, but I am so over my head when I get into it with her.
    It's like the movie or cartoon scene where one person slices another one
    up, or a character decapitates another, but it happens so fast and clean
    that the body parts stay where they are until the delayed reaction happens
    and corpse collapses, with that twinkle in her eye if I catch on fast enough.

    Never a dull moment...:thumb:
     
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  13. smithstrato

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    Charlene Hood.
    .. Used to beat the boys up and make it feel good.
    We all have our own little diddy bout dem girls getting gritty.
    FreaKy Freida would fit right in.
    Everyone add your own verse.

     
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    RIP

    I laughed so loud I annoyed my neighbors.
     
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    Hear, hear. I know the OP was messing around, but I was raised by my mother and two older sisters, have two @$$-kicking daughters and am with the most amazing Lady ever to draw breath.

    I can tell ya--and I've always told my girls this--ain't nothing on this earth more powerful than a strong woman.

    If it hadn't been for the wisdom, guidance and perspective of some of the women in my life, I'd be dead. Not an exaggeration. Dead as Dillinger.
     
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  16. Omar

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    I get beaten up by daughter every single day. I can't resist nor fight back, I just surrender and enjoy her soft hands' punches :D
     
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    Omar Most Inquisitive Junior Jazzer Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Well said...

    If my mother slaps me on my face, I would give her the other side to slap it, and then kiss her hands and thank her for that.
     
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    Yeah right. Let's see a woman open a jar of spaghetti or kill a spider all by herself . . .

    And let's see her pay for her own purses and shoes as well. And yes there are plenty of self made women who spend their own money but they tend to be FAR more careful in their spending than the ones who are spending their rich husbands cash and that is because they had to work for it.

    Just sayin'

    NC

    Epilogue: I don't care if a woman is better at something than me and rest assured there are many female guitar players that can smoke me and likely a motorcycle rider or two. I just don't like feminists like my sister who play the gender card to get her way, "Well if I was a man I wouldn't be treated like this . . ." Yeah you would have had your neck wrung by now.


     
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  19. Mansonienne

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    I open jars.
    I catch spiders and put them outside rather than kill them.
    I buy my own purses and shoes, and shoes for the rest of my family as well, not to mention most of their food and the roof over their heads.
    And I’m a feminist because sexism is alive and well, unfortunately.
     
  20. smithstrato

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    OMG You really need to checkity check yourself before you wreck yourself .


     
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