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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    i have finally done it!
    ive built a time machine, and soon ill be going back to 1964 to grab all the strats i can carry in it.
    whoever wants one needs to mail me a check for $500 and i will get one for you.
    dont miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to own a mint 1964 strat!
    ill be leaving nov. 1st, so get em in the mail today!
     
  2. stratnutz

    stratnutz Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    63
    Apr 10, 2011
    Dallas TX
    I know a Nigerian Prince who will gladly pay you $2000. each for as many as you can get. but first I will need a check from you to cover International transfer fee's, $1000.
     
  3. Bodean

    Bodean Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Aug 23, 2014
    South Carolina
    You think you can fit a 64 Ford Galaxie in there?
     
  4. Bodean

    Bodean Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Aug 23, 2014
    South Carolina
    Take that back. I wanna ride with you. There is someone I wanna smack the taste out of their mouth.
     
  5. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Beer me up Scotty Strat-Talk Supporter

    Feb 11, 2015
    Terra Incognito
    64? I don't want no target burst veneer board strat. I want a 61 slabboard! :p
     
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  6. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Beer me up Scotty Strat-Talk Supporter

    Feb 11, 2015
    Terra Incognito
    Is it Sugar Ray Leonard you also have a beef with? :D
     
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  7. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    May 21, 2010
    Sheffield, UK
    Don't forget to get patents for the PC, Mac and cell phone while you're there
     
  8. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    i guess i could use some help carrying the things.
     
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  9. tery

    tery Most Honored Senior Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    Tennessee
    I'm afraid that you would depart 1964 without me .
     
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  10. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    77
    Dec 2, 2010
    Peardale CA
    Damn....
    I thought it was going to be a Bordello...
    And
    You needed
    Hall monitors....

    C'mon...
    Old Pervs need additional income too...
     
  11. newplayeroldguy

    newplayeroldguy in the wind

    May 12, 2015
    north and east
    You never know how many you will get a chance to pick up, so can I just send my social security number and bank info instead of cash?
     
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  12. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Senior Stratmaster

    Feb 27, 2018
    North Central NC
    I hope the money you take doesn't go back in time too, or that $500 will be $63 when you arrive in 1964.
     
  13. 808K

    808K Strat-Talker

    404
    Apr 24, 2018
    Philly, USA
    1964? I’m guessing you are getting ready for a Florida move. Or Oklahoma?

    Oh crap, now I’m going to have two states of people peeved at me.
     
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  14. dueducs

    dueducs Senior Stratmaster

    Man, this is a scam!!!! In '64 they only cost $280. What gives? You trying to rip us off?
     
  15. RJ Squirrel

    RJ Squirrel Strat-Talker

    Age:
    64
    488
    Jan 28, 2018
    Frostbite Falls
    If you have room, I'll take a case each of Telefunken smooth plate ECC83s, Genalex KT66s, and Western Electric 300Bs. Thank you in advance for your assistance.:)
     
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  16. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    May 21, 2010
    Sheffield, UK
    Shipping costs man, shipping costs. :p
     
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  17. rolandson

    rolandson Most Honored Senior Member

    ?
    100% markup over retail new 1964? 4x the price of a used 54-63?
    scandalous! highway robbery i say!!!
     
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  18. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    traveling through time is not free people! i have to buy the fuel. (actually, it runs on pork n beans, but i still gotta buy them)
     
  19. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    yeah, that too.
     
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  20. mad axe man

    mad axe man Senior Stratmaster

    Jul 23, 2016
    ontario canada
    here ya go.. st-transfer...pick me up a 58 flying v...thanks HS fd17de067051943fae21f3988225ea67.jpg