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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Oct 13, 2018.

  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    i have finally done it!
    ive built a time machine, and soon ill be going back to 1964 to grab all the strats i can carry in it.
    whoever wants one needs to mail me a check for $500 and i will get one for you.
    dont miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to own a mint 1964 strat!
    ill be leaving nov. 1st, so get em in the mail today!
     
  2. stratnutz

    stratnutz Senior Stratmaster

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    I know a Nigerian Prince who will gladly pay you $2000. each for as many as you can get. but first I will need a check from you to cover International transfer fee's, $1000.
     
  3. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    You think you can fit a 64 Ford Galaxie in there?
     
  4. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Take that back. I wanna ride with you. There is someone I wanna smack the taste out of their mouth.
     
  5. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Basking 'neath the almighty yellow yolk Strat-Talk Supporter

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    64? I don't want no target burst veneer board strat. I want a 61 slabboard! :p
     
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  6. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Basking 'neath the almighty yellow yolk Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Is it Sugar Ray Leonard you also have a beef with? :D
     
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  7. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Don't forget to get patents for the PC, Mac and cell phone while you're there
     
  8. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    i guess i could use some help carrying the things.
     
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  9. tery

    tery Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I'm afraid that you would depart 1964 without me .
     
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  10. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Damn....
    I thought it was going to be a Bordello...
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    You needed
    Hall monitors....

    C'mon...
    Old Pervs need additional income too...
     
  11. newplayeroldguy

    newplayeroldguy in the wind

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    You never know how many you will get a chance to pick up, so can I just send my social security number and bank info instead of cash?
     
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  12. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Senior Stratmaster

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    I hope the money you take doesn't go back in time too, or that $500 will be $63 when you arrive in 1964.
     
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    808K Strat-O-Master

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    1964? I’m guessing you are getting ready for a Florida move. Or Oklahoma?

    Oh crap, now I’m going to have two states of people peeved at me.
     
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    dueducs Senior Stratmaster

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    Man, this is a scam!!!! In '64 they only cost $280. What gives? You trying to rip us off?
     
  15. RJ Squirrel

    RJ Squirrel Senior Stratmaster

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    If you have room, I'll take a case each of Telefunken smooth plate ECC83s, Genalex KT66s, and Western Electric 300Bs. Thank you in advance for your assistance.:)
     
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  16. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Shipping costs man, shipping costs. :p
     
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  17. rolandson

    rolandson Still Breathing Strat-Talk Supporter

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    100% markup over retail new 1964? 4x the price of a used 54-63?
    scandalous! highway robbery i say!!!
     
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  18. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    traveling through time is not free people! i have to buy the fuel. (actually, it runs on pork n beans, but i still gotta buy them)
     
  19. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    yeah, that too.
     
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  20. mad axe man

    mad axe man Senior Stratmaster

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    here ya go.. st-transfer...pick me up a 58 flying v...thanks HS fd17de067051943fae21f3988225ea67.jpg
     
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