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  1. jaybones

    jaybones Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    An unhappy worker is described as disgruntled, as in disgruntled former employee.

    Would that mean happy workers are gruntled?
     
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    turkey bacon guacamole wrap does not mean what you think it does either.

    and if ain't ain't a word why is it used to describe the word ain't and we understand what is said?


    just be real careful if you are ever told to "come here" ffs....
     
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    As a non native speaker, I can say English is crazy, funny, practical and stupid. Just kidding. I love English. Romance languages are nice for the dramatic content, but every little sentence takes 30 minutes. The next 30 minutes we spend arguing because we didn't like a small detail in the tonality of ones sentence.
     
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    Similarly, I've heard people talking about something getting revamped, but I never hear of something being initially "vamped" in the first place.

    Why is the word "polish" pronounced 2 different ways? One way means "from Poland", and the other as a verb meaning to make the surface of something smooth and shiny, or something that makes the surface of something smooth and shiny, as in nail polish.

    Why do you park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?

    Why do the words "flammable" and "inflammable" mean the same thing?

    The plural of "house" is "houses", but the plural of "mouse" is "mice". Why is that? Why is the plural of "mouse" not "mouses", or the plural of "house" not "hice"?

    Why is the "oo" pronounced differently in the words "foot" and "boot"?

    https://www.scoopwhoop.com/These-20...s-The-Strangest-Language-There-Is/#.zes2sajud

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    Yes, they would be gruntled.

     
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    Even we native English have problems with the many different dialects from all over the country.
     
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    That's genius! :D
     
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    You're right, "disgruntled" is one of the strangest & most illogical words in this crazy ol' language.

    I demand the right to be gruntled!
     
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    Ah but you do it in such a musical way. :D

    I heard a French woman talking on the radio the other day about the riots in France. Her English wasn't brilliant (though still a lot better than my French), & I couldn't help but laugh at the way she mangled some of her pronunciation. And yet, it still sounded far more attractive to listen to than a German mangling English in the same way. Apologies to any Germans reading this...
     
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    A clip from Not The Nine O'Clock News featuring Pamela Stephenson interviewing her future husband spoofing Janet Street Porter.
     
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    Oh please don't post stuff from the saddest, most embarrassing & most racist "comedy" ever to appear on British TV. Imagine the brief:

    "let's make a sitcom & laugh at (mainly brown skinned) foreigners who don't understand our language properly"

    Hugely embarrassing, & long-forgotten over here.
     
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    Except most of the jokes were aimed squarely at the teacher, a typical Englishman and British attitudes in general, not the 'foreign' students...
     
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    I'm well gruntled when I get to play my guitar.
     
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    In the English language we chop a tree down. Then we chop it up.

    Also, close the door and come sit close to me.
     
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    We chop a tree down, then we chop it up into firewood. :sneaky:
     
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    Yes, it would. That you don't know a word does not mean it is not real.
     
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