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English is a funny language

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by jaybones, Dec 6, 2018.

  1. stratman323

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    We have electricity dahn Sarf. I'm sure you'll love it when it reaches the depths of the frozen North....

    :p
     
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    Wrighty Senior Stratmaster

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    It means dis gruntled as oposed to dat gruntled. There are probably other gruntleds as well
     
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    Wrighty Senior Stratmaster

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    Just funny, could happen to anyone who tries to understand the English language, really don't see a problem. My grandchildren have the same conversations.
     
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    Wrighty Senior Stratmaster

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    In a totally non-racist way, just stating an opinion, why do two people from the Middle East, having a normal conversation, sound as if they are about to kill each other. To Western ears, Arabic sounds very aggressive.
     
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    knh555 Senior Stratmaster

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    I've heard it said that English is one of the easiest languages to learn to speak poorly.
     
  8. Omar

    Omar Most Inquisitive Junior Jazzer Strat-Talk Supporter

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    You most likely heard a dialect. Some dialects are aggressive, others are softer. E.g. dialects in North Africa (Morocco, Algeria, etc) sound aggressive. They're mixed with other languages too. Not to mention that Arabic language has wide range of phonics.

    Unfortunately, Classical Arabic isn't used anymore among Arabs nowadays.
     
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    PCollen Senior Stratmaster

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    If fact, YES:

    grun·tled
    /ˈɡrən(t)ld/
    adjective
    HUMOROUS
    1. pleased, satisfied, and contented.
     
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    PCollen Senior Stratmaster

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    For instance, German, where you often go through a dozen or more words and 3x that amount of syllables before you get to the verb.
     
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    PCollen Senior Stratmaster

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    That is , in good part, because English does not have multiple genders assigned to inanimate objects, forcing you to choose the proper article for each. Example, in German, there is a different word for the article "the" to be used for " the knife", "the fork", and " the spoon". Likewise for the article "a". Living in Germany for several years and learning the language "off the street", I just made everything neuter and they gave me a pass on it.
     
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    I used "gruntled" in a tongue in cheek post on a board once, and was told it wasn't a word. I ignored the SOB.
     
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    How about when the same word with the same spelling can be pronounced differently and mean completely different things.

    Record: The band went into the studio to record their new record.

    Bass: My bass player likes to fish for bass.

    I'm sure there are others. This must drive non-English speakers insane when trying to learn the language!


    Then there's George Carlin's bit about driving on a parkway, but you park in a driveway...
     
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    It also has very simple verb conjugation:
    I play
    You play
    He/she/it plays
    We play
    They play.

    The idioms and prepositions, though, the shades of meaning...

    Get in
    Get out
    Get off
    Get up
    Get down
    Get over
    Get through
    Get behind
    Get in front of
    Get on...

    I’m very glad I learned it as a mother tongue!!:confused:
     
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    Grammatically speaking then, Chinese is a much easier language to learn than the lot of them, once you get your head around the paradigm shifts involved - little tense, no articles, words don't change pronunciation when they change part of speech and so on and so forth.
     
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    I read that book...did you read it, too ? No ? Well, shame on you for not going to the well of knowledge.
     
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    You didn't read post #7 & watch the clip then?

    There was also a George Carlin clip posted...... :whistling:
     
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    My point was more that there are tons of people who learn to communicate effectively using English without mastering the language. I find that inspiring and it helped me get over my insecurities learning and using a foreign language myself.

    It's amazing how good some people's "bad English" can be.
     
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    Yes...a person who is pleased is gruntled.
     
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