Hello, Strat-Talk members! It seems customary to post a picture of the guitar that makes you a member of the Stratocaster nation, but in 20+ years of playing I've never owned a strat. I'm here because I have a problem. Rather than waste everyone's time telling the story, here's a photo of the guest bedroom closet that sums it up quite nicely. Anyway, I'm looking forward to being part of the community and perhaps receiving some guidance on this strange... addiction.