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I didn't know you wanted guacamole with it?

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by jaybones, Dec 5, 2018.

  1. jaybones

    jaybones Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Recently stopped at a Subway, ordered a turkey bacon guacamole wrap.

    Started eating and realized it didn't have any guacamole. Went back up to the counter and told the "sandwich artist" I didn't get guacamole.

    She said "I didn't know you wanted guacamole."

    If that's true, why did I get turkey or bacon, or the wrap for that matter? Doesn't a turkey bacon guacamole include guacamole?

    She asked if she could just put it in a small cup, rather than unwrapping my wrap. Used her portion scoop (ice cream scoop thing) to put a scoop in a plastic cup.

    Went to the end of the counter, put them down, and said "That'll be a dollar seven."

    When I just stood there slack jawed she said "Sides of guac are a dollar."

    I said I'm not paying for something I should have gotten in the first place.

    Needless to say I didn't pay the dollar seven. And since it was in cups ended up dipping my chips in it after spreading a little on my wrap.

    Wasn't the best, but it was pretty tasty.
     
  2. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Dec 2, 2010
    Peardale CA
  3. Tone Deaf

    Tone Deaf Senior Stratmaster Silver Member

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    Feb 12, 2009
    New Jersey, USA
    Good thing that you didn't order a cup of coffee too.
     
  4. Silvercrow

    Silvercrow Senior Stratmaster

    Nov 6, 2014
    Bucks County, Pa.
    LOL-

    You EXPECTED to get guacamole with your guacamole sandwich. Silly you!

    "What we have here, is a failure to listen..."

    Should have texted the order to her.

    OR perhaps she was using her 'artistic license' to create an "Un-guacamole" wrap.

    PETOG? People for the Ethical Treatment of Guacamole?

    Save the Guac-Guacs?

    It's getting too late...

    Brian
     
  5. Groovey

    Groovey Most Honored Senior Member

    Nov 17, 2016
    NC. USA
    Did you want a cup with that coffee?
     
  6. banjaxed

    banjaxed Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    Mar 14, 2014
    Liverpool UK
    You just can't get the staff these days :whistling:
     
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  7. stratman323

    stratman323 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Apr 21, 2010
    London, UK
    It worries me that people are leaving school without the ability to detect when something is totally illogical (Captain...). o_O
     
  8. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    They just don't make fast food workers like they used to....:(:whistling:
     
  9. Mesaman

    Mesaman Strat-O-Master

    919
    Oct 20, 2014
    Mesa AZ
    Cheeseburger.....no cheese please.
     
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  10. stratman323

    stratman323 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Apr 21, 2010
    London, UK
    That'll be $1 extra please. :)
     
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  11. rcole_sooner

    rcole_sooner Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Mar 11, 2010
    Norman, OK
    Food places can certainly be hit and miss.

    They'll knock it out of the park with great food and service one day ... maybe even most days. Then one day it will be terrible food and/or service.
     
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  12. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Beer me up Scotty Strat-Talk Supporter

    Feb 11, 2015
    Terra Incognito
    How about a hamburger, hold the meat?
     
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  13. stratman323

    stratman323 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Apr 21, 2010
    London, UK
    Oh, the vegan option? Certainly sir, (madam?) that will be $5 extra please. :D
     
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  14. TheDuck

    TheDuck Most Honored Senior Member

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    Jan 12, 2016
    Lil' Rhody
    Subway just closed a number of locations.
    Hmmmm, wonder why? :confused:
     
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  15. henderman

    henderman Most Honored Senior Member

    Dec 4, 2013
    largo,fl
    yeah hi i would like the advertised special that costs extra.

    thanks
     
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  16. stratman323

    stratman323 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Apr 21, 2010
    London, UK
    Oh thats' fine. That's only 50 cents extra.
     
  17. rolandson

    rolandson Most Honored Senior Member

    Spouse's clinic once used Subway for some function. Everyone who ate it became violently ill some hours later.

    Fortunately spouse is vegetarian so she didn't touch any of it. She didn't get sick.

    That removed Subway from any sort of consideration for our house. Not that we where customers to begin with, it just insured that we never would be.
     
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  18. abnormaltoy

    abnormaltoy BushBaby Strat-Talk Supporter

    Apr 28, 2013
    Tucson
    The subtleties of life are lost on some.

    I had a similar episode, I don't think it was Subway.

    I wanted a BLT, for the purposes of illustration and clarity for those beyond our borders...BLT is Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato, I placed my order "BLT, double Bacon, mayo only"...at the register, I rec'd my sandwich, paid and went to my table. I unwrapped it, took a bite and noticed I only had a B with mayo only. The little fella tried to defend his actions by telling me I said mayo only...I told him the obvious, in order to make a BLT with mayo only, one had to actually put the B, the L and the T on the bread after the single condiment...mayo.
     
  19. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Beer me up Scotty Strat-Talk Supporter

    Feb 11, 2015
    Terra Incognito
    I had a lady in front of me ordering that the other day, a fancy burger joint that makes them from scratch. She ordered one without the meat, stuck me as weird...bread, dressing and salad.
     
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  20. Cerb

    Cerb Senior Stratmaster

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    Jan 22, 2016
    Sweden
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