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i think im turning in to a vampire

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Jan 3, 2018.

  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    i havent slept at night in a long time.
    i sleep in the day, and for some reason ive been eating raw beef.
    its 9:16 am and i feel scared. like i have to go.
     
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  2. StratSounds

    StratSounds Senior Stratmaster

    Sep 10, 2016
    Rocky Mountain Way
    Look in a mirror to see if your reflection is beginning to fade.
     
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  3. Dadocaster

    Dadocaster Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

    I've been a vampire for ten years. Getting pasty skin, wear a lot of black. Rarely if ever see the sun. Unfortunately, my pacifist beliefs do not allow me to follow a vamp diet and I have taken to eating too many sweets at the office and am becoming a fat vampire.
     
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  4. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    what if my eyesight is going bad?
     
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  5. heltershelton

    heltershelton ASKED TO LEAVE THE STAGE Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    youre just no fun at all.
     
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  6. Dadocaster

    Dadocaster Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

    It's reality, man. See the thing people don't realize is that vamps are not actually vicious, just depressed. They get so little sunlight that they have vitamin D and calcium issues and have VAD (Vampirically Affected Disorder). It's like SAD but with fancier clothes and fangs.
     

  7. Bodean

    Bodean Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    50
    Aug 23, 2014
    South Carolina

  8. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    May 21, 2010
    Sheffield, UK
    I had my last £10 on you turning into a werewolf... :mad:

    Thanks pal...:p
     
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  9. Dadocaster

    Dadocaster Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

    You bet werewolf despite the constant pics of his hairless torso?
     
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  10. Thrup'ny Bit

    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    May 21, 2010
    Sheffield, UK
    I wasn't falling for an obvious ruse like that. :rolleyes:
     

  11. Omar

    Omar Most Inquisitive Junior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Aug 9, 2017
    Marbella, Spain

  12. Yaralag

    Yaralag Senior Stratmaster

    Your flying v is the obvious guitar of a vampire
     
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  13. Chont

    Chont Senior Stratmaster

    Sep 25, 2012
    Pennsylvania

  14. Mesaman

    Mesaman Strat-O-Master

    877
    Oct 20, 2014
    Mesa AZ
    Actually it's Zombie. Everything is Zombie these days. It's a thing. I hate it but it's a thing.
     

  15. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    77
    Dec 2, 2010
    Peardale CA
    And
    That's the good part...
    Right?
     
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  16. jojosmith

    jojosmith Strat-Talker

    426
    Nov 4, 2014
    UK
    Vampires suck
     
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  17. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh needs you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jan 10, 2014
    Initech, Inc.
    Agreed. It’s well past time for us to stop pretending that zombies are scary. Anything that’s easily defeated by a simple flight of stairs isn’t really that much to worry about.
     
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  18. tommytele

    tommytele Senior Stratmaster

    Oct 14, 2009
    Mill Valley, CA
    Sleep is highly over-rated...
     

  19. Bodean

    Bodean Rock N Roll Ain't Noise Pollution Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    50
    Aug 23, 2014
    South Carolina
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