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If Two Vegetarians are arguing...

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Polarbear, Mar 8, 2018.

  1. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    But it's true!! Being more sensitive to suffering, we veggies/vegans scream at a higher pitch when you boil us.............:D:eek:
     

  2. montemerrick

    montemerrick spiritual birthday, April 1 Strat-Talk Supporter

    to illustrate my point:

    I was on a crab boat (The Norseman!) in the Bering Sea responding to the resultant oil spill after the Selendang Ayu ran aground in the Arctic Maritime National Wildlife Refuge and broke in two... in order to respond, crab boats had sold off their license and were being used as response vessels... so i lived for a couple weeks on board with the nicest bunch of racist, sexist bass tards you'd ever want to meet... my vegetarian diet was a point of difference so of course brought out for ridicule... one gentleman asked me what i thought i would eat if we hadn't brought all these vegetables from the mainland etc... he said there was only animals here... but i corrected him... i let him know i could kill any seaduck and eat the stomach contents since most of them ate vegetation found on the sea floor... and he said,:eek:
     
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  3. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh needs you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jan 10, 2014
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    An even bigger question: if said vegan was also an atheist Texan hipster that was into Crossfit, which part of that do they tell you about first (without prompting)?
     

  4. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    They'd oxygen deprive themselves and pass out trying to get it ALL out in one breath??
     

  5. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh needs you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too. Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jan 10, 2014
    Initech, Inc.
    That's definitely a possibility...
     
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  6. Borgatomic

    Borgatomic Strat-Talker

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    I have been a vegetarian since 1982. You do the math.

    The last and only time I argued with another vegetarian, was over giving an uncooked tofu-dog to one of our search and rescue dogs.

    Oh, the ethical dilemma.

    I agree, we'll taste better and be healthier as Soylent Green.
     
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  7. Textele

    Textele Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    Oct 10, 2009
    Texas
    Edit: nevermind
     
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  8. rcole_sooner

    rcole_sooner Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Mar 11, 2010
    Norman, OK

  9. Willie D

    Willie D Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    That they'd never seen a Star Wars movie.
     
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  10. Willie D

    Willie D Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    Some people say that eating too much red meat contributes to anger and aggression.

    I'd like to find those people, rip one of their arms out, and beat them with it.
     

  11. montemerrick

    montemerrick spiritual birthday, April 1 Strat-Talk Supporter

    this thread is why people leave their small towns and move to cities...
     
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  12. montemerrick

    montemerrick spiritual birthday, April 1 Strat-Talk Supporter

    the thing that's funny about this guy is that he ridicules a tiny portion of the population... which of course can be hysterical but is also pretty much cowardice... running with the mob takes no courage at all...
     
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  13. Green Craig

    Green Craig Senior Stratmaster

    Oct 15, 2012
    Michigan
    Where are all of these militant vegans? I roll with a pretty crunchy crowd, and have never actually been lectured about my carnivorous lifestyle.
     
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  14. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985 Strat-Talk Supporter

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    But this thread only started this morning.
     
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  15. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985 Strat-Talk Supporter

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    And nobody is allowed to talk about anyone or anything anymore for fear of offending somebody.

    When did the human race lose its sense of humor, and ability to laugh at itself?
     
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  16. montemerrick

    montemerrick spiritual birthday, April 1 Strat-Talk Supporter

    point missed.
     
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  17. montemerrick

    montemerrick spiritual birthday, April 1 Strat-Talk Supporter

    why can't we still pick on people who are different and in a small minority anymore without getting called out for it, you mean?
     
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  18. trapdoor2

    trapdoor2 Strat-O-Master

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    OMG, Miz Diane and I used to volunteer at the local Humane Society. I'd bring in a bag of burgers and you'd think they contained somebody's favorite aunt (coarsely ground, 80/20). Much fun would ensue. Truce was declared (as long as I didn't wear my People Eating Tasty Animals t-shirt in the building) and we got about our business boiling dogs for their oil. :D
     
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  19. Ebidis

    Ebidis Providing the world with flat bends since 1985 Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Point missed.
     
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  20. bchaffin72

    bchaffin72 Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I may be warped, but I'd prefer one that said "Animals Eating Tasty People".:D
     
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