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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by TheGreenHornet, Mar 18, 2013.
Wait a minute... Your saying I buy a round? Barb is easy enough to find.
Thrump'ny? I'd have to visit Fortress Yorkshire!
It'll do next time we meet.
As of today, I'm now 14 yrs past the 55 requirement to be here...
Happy Birthday Hammer!
You'll have to summon @Bodean if you want this guy to dance
Happy BD, Hammer!
Happy birthday. I could have sworn I'd posted before now...
Happy.. where's my glasses
They're in your right hand...I was walking around the house awhile back searching up and down probably at least for 5 minutes, looking for my prescription sunglasses.
Finally, I asked my wife if she'd seen them. Her response was "uhh, OK, why don't you go look in the mirror"....... I'd been out earlier, slid the shades up to the top of my head, and had put on my regular glasses.......
I love my transition lenses...
Does anyone else here have a prism built into their normal glasses prescription? The reason I ask is that I ordered a pair of Varifocals with a 3° prism in the distance part of the lens and it was a disaster. Infinity looked as normal, but everything underfoot lurched from side-to-side, when I looked left or right. Worse, text jumped so badly, it was impossible to read.
The optician changed the lenses for a straight distance prescription, but from the reading I've done, the local technicians could have got me a viable set of lenses if they had been more savvy about how to spec what was required from the lab.
If anyone has professional or personal experience, I'd be grateful for the input.
I'm 61. Still strat crazy
ATTENTION ALL NEW MEMBERS
THE NEW MEMBER PACKETS ARE READY FOR DELIVERY
Each new member will have in their packet:
One set of mahogany elbows, two sticks of Spearmint gum, a large paper clip said
to be used at the first Strat-Talk planning meeting, a used tube of Pickup
Sticks, a Magic 8 Ball, a roll of caps, one Jawbreaker, a Jacks ball and three
stars, a Slinky, a Goldwater campaign button and hat, a pink Princess phone, a
wooden nickel, a poodle skirt, 3D glasses, a gelatin mold, a coonskin cap, an ant
farm, a pack of Blackjack chewing gum, a bubble gum cigar, a hoola hoop, a Pez,
one saddle shoe...left...can't find the other one, one boomerang, Mickey Mouse
ears, a croquet mallet, a box of Good n Plenty, a bag of Gold Rocks bubble gum,
wax lips, three Brach's Root Beer Barrels, a 45rpm rack holder, a rabbit's foot in
pink, a tube of Balloon that you made you own balloons, a Cootie Bug minus a few
legs, a Mr Potato Head with one shoe, one roller skate with wooden wheels, one
1965 bowling ball with faded name of previous owner and added '65 shoes with the
soles flapping, a bean bag ash tray, three cat eye marbles, a wooden clothes pin,
one Fleers Dubble Bubble, a box of Toni Perm Rods, one bottle of Lepage's
Gripspreader glue, a signed photo of Ricky Nelson in his uniform for the movie The
Wackiest Ship In the Army, a 45rpm of California Sun by the Rivieras, a jar of
Zippity-do setting gel, a Pat Paulsen campaign poster, a tube of Brylcreem, a box
of Mexican jumping beans, a Betty and Veronica comic book, a Sugar Daddy, assorted
paper straws, a roll of Necco, a keychain picture viewer, one bike handle
streamer, Bazooka bubble gum with Bazooka Joe comic inside, a Road Runner Magic
Sketch, a bottle of Lanol White saddle shoe polish, and one pack of Clove chewing gum.
All new members are invited to the home of our own fearless leader, The Green
Hornet, for a free steak dinner and all the trimmings. Please make arrangements
with TGH. The meal is free, but parking isn't. Bring your plastic!
Your New Member Packets will be delivered in the dark of night by a cloaked
and skulking creature. DO NOT approach it! It will put you in a permanent
trance with no chance of escaping it.
Welcome to all our newest (and some older) members of the Over 55 Club.
You are all cherished and appreciated that we all made it this damn far!
Your Vice prez and CRS counselor,
My turn tomorrow! 70 next year.