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Spider-Man is having me for dinner tonight...

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Malurkey, Sep 12, 2018.

  1. trapdoor2

    trapdoor2 Strat-O-Master

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    Oct 25, 2017
    Nawth Alabama
    We usually have a couple of Argiope hanging around this time of year. We usually name the biggest two "Daphnis" and "Chloe".

    This year, Daphnis has built the web at face level just above the dog's water trough (Chloe is in the bushes on the other side of the house). I have to duck down under the web to access the spigot and trough. Almost got a face full last night but I remembered this morning (thankfully).
     
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  2. circles

    circles Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Not specifically, plus she is barely getting by, hard even to walk. I help her out by grocery shopping for her and odds and ends. I'm a bit worried about her, but can only do so much.
     

  3. Chont

    Chont Senior Stratmaster

    Sep 25, 2012
    Pennsylvania
    Sorry to hear that

    I hope she gets the treatment she needs. The Lyme Literate docs ususually don’t take insurance but it’s worth researching who’s in your area that can help. I’m sure she’s done a lot of research already though.

    We are very fortunate that our Lyme doctor doesn’t charge much because he wants to help people. Nothing compared to some of the other Docs within drivable distance.

    There’s also bee venom therapy but that’s kinda freaky. Supposedly you have To have The bee sting you or it doesn’t have the same effect. Gets pretty crazy if you dig into the Lyme world.

    Check out Under our skin if you haven’t already.
     
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  4. Malurkey

    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

    Dec 28, 2016
    Netherlands
    I walked in about half an hour ago. No sign of the vicious predator.

    Just now, I take out the trash and there it is!

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    (S)he built an entirely door spanning web in less than 30 minutes! And managed to catch two flies.

    (S)he’s probably just biding his/her time, waiting to catch the big price...
     

  5. CigBurn

    CigBurn Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    61
    Jun 22, 2014
    Same Shed Different Day
    I moved this one from my doorway a couple days ago. The next morning he/she'd already fixed the webbing I'd moved.

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    Pretty decent sized spidey for around here, body alone is about an inch.
     
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  6. Strat Jacket

    Strat Jacket Senior Stratmaster

    May 11, 2018
    Illinois
    Time for Affirmative Action.
     

  7. Malurkey

    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

    Dec 28, 2016
    Netherlands
    Yes!

    I have instructed the family we will no longer be using the front door. Wednesday the cleaning lady comes. Hopefully, the spider will catch her instead of any family members.

    When the spider has eaten our cleaning lady it will hopefully be satisfied and move on to richer hunting grounds. There is a retirement home down the street, so the spider has alternatives...

    Edit: Yes, I know a good cleaning lady is hard to find. But we’ve discussed this, and it’s a sacrifice we’re willing to make.
     
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  8. Strat Jacket

    Strat Jacket Senior Stratmaster

    May 11, 2018
    Illinois
    Surely you jest. Once the cleaning lady has been disposed of, it's appetite will have been keenly honed. My urgent suggestion is a quick transplant to said nursing home, where there is always fresh food available. Not to mention good cleaning ladies are hard to come by these days.
     

  9. roadhog96

    roadhog96 Strat-Talker

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    Oct 11, 2017
    CT
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  10. syncopa

    syncopa Strat-Talker

    349
    Feb 27, 2015
    MID-HUDSON VALLEY NY
    Yupp spiders amaze me... Had a big one just outside the back door. Amazing thing would build a web inside of a half an hour and would be gone by first light.

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    She did this for about a week and then was gone.
     
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  11. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Senior Stratmaster

    Feb 27, 2018
    North Central NC
    There are some really good photos in this thread.
     
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  12. Malurkey

    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

    Dec 28, 2016
    Netherlands
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  13. Malurkey

    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

    Dec 28, 2016
    Netherlands
    Well, normally I’d set the tortoise loose, but she can’t jump that high...

    The spider has vanished again, and my wife removed the web. Quite by accident, I should add. She’s terrified of spiders.
     

  14. roadhog96

    roadhog96 Strat-Talker

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    Oct 11, 2017
    CT
    That cleaning lady looks nowhere near as nutritious as our cleaning lady..
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  15. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
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    Feb 20, 2018
    Wiltshire UK
    All spiders are vain!
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  16. rcole_sooner

    rcole_sooner Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Mar 11, 2010
    Norman, OK
    So, they probably think this thread is about them.

    :whistling:
     
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  17. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Feb 20, 2018
    Wiltshire UK
    :):):):):):):)
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  18. BallisticSquid

    BallisticSquid Senior Stratmaster

    Oct 12, 2016
    US
    That guy looks like he belongs on a leash! :eek:

    I used to feed ants to the spiders around my house when I was growing up.

    Those recluse things are scary as heck! Thankfully they aren't in my area according to that map.
     
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  19. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    67
    Feb 20, 2018
    Wiltshire UK
    But they have legs:sneaky:
     

  20. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    67
    Feb 20, 2018
    Wiltshire UK
    This is what we get in the UK, harmless unless your allergic but can be big ol boys (and gurls) the ladies of course love them:eek:
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