' A coworker got a "free" guitar for her son through a program to help young people stay on the right path... At first glance it appeared to be a MIM Standard Fender Strat, but then the Frankenstein horror show revealed itself! See if you can count the number of things wrong with this so-called "guitar"... A typical HH Strat?: Ummm... No!: The weird neck angle: Wrong everything else? Well, besides missing all but three pickguard screws, nothing fits quite right and/or are discombobulated: WTF?!? Each knob is going in a different direction and the pickguard wouldn't sit flush against the body due to some obstruction (to be revealed momentarily): Hardware store screws for sure: I guess you have to take the back cover off to restring it: Definitely not a Fender body: Notice the extra screw holes in the neck heel. And, yes that's a broken hardware store screw sticking out: Oh mother of mercy NO!!!: ...So now I'm going to see if I have enough left over Tele parts to make a decent guitar - ie; trash everything but the neck and, maybe, pickups. Pray for me please... '