I've bowled twice in 57 years. I even had the classic ball leaving hand on the windup thing. I had just put my beer mug down and my fingers were still wet. Luckily I have no shame in those situations
Hahahaha............... the cattle up on that property don't have horns so they are semi-friendly. That said, I've never met one with horns that was friendly. Most want to stomp yer arse.