Join Strat-Talk Today

time to embarrass myself

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Jun 12, 2019.

  1. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    9,586
    Joined:
    Jan 19, 2011
    Location:
    somewhere
    I
    this was the first song I learned when I started singing,,,,,
     
    heltershelton and Bodean like this.
  2. Groovey

    Groovey Most Honored Senior Member

    Messages:
    6,919
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Location:
    WV. USA
    Its good.

    David Allen Coe said it best for me... "boy can you make folks feel what you feel inside?"

    Your in the ballpark my friend. Nice work.
     
    Bodean likes this.
  3. Antstrat

    Antstrat Strat-Talker

    Messages:
    417
    Joined:
    May 6, 2019
    Location:
    Calif
    Love Chris Rea and you picked one of his finest imho to record.

    However, you sounded like a sick horse dying of a heroin overdose. Please don't sing anymore or it will be the swamp.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    :D You can't take a compliment so I had to improvise.:D

    But seriously, I and I'm sure many others on this forum wish we had your talents for playing AND singing. There are people with great voices but are boring to hear, you my friend are interesting.
     
    heltershelton and Bodean like this.
  4. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Messages:
    28,775
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2014
    Location:
    South Carolina
    I was thinking fascinating.:D
     
    Antstrat likes this.
  5. Antstrat

    Antstrat Strat-Talker

    Messages:
    417
    Joined:
    May 6, 2019
    Location:
    Calif
    Well lets not get his head too big to fit through a door or next thing you know he'll charge $1000 just to look at a strat.
     
    Bodean likes this.
  6. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    I never really pay attention. I just slam a few shots of beam and go for it, lol.
     
    Bowmap likes this.
  7. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    all the doors in my house have special circular cutouts.
    that'll be $500.
     
    Bob the builder, Antstrat and Bodean like this.
  8. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    I usually tell people I sing like a dying cat, lol.
     
    Antstrat and Bodean like this.
  9. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Messages:
    28,775
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2014
    Location:
    South Carolina
    Come on man, you didn't sound like Yoko.:whistling:
     
  10. Chief101

    Chief101 Senior Stratmaster

    Messages:
    1,101
    Joined:
    Jan 14, 2012
    Location:
    Kentucky
    Trust me, I’ve been around. Seen and learned plenty. You’re clearly better than you think or you just aren’t willing to admit. Not saying you’re going to be a star not saying you’re not. Just saying you don’t suck. Better than Luke Bryan regardless.
     
  11. Antstrat

    Antstrat Strat-Talker

    Messages:
    417
    Joined:
    May 6, 2019
    Location:
    Calif
     
    Monkeyboy, Bodean and heltershelton like this.
  12. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    see what I mean? I'm being compared to Yoko friggin ono.
     
  13. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Messages:
    28,775
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2014
    Location:
    South Carolina
    You gonna make Jimmy jealous if this gets out that you can sing.:D
     
  14. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    Bodean likes this.
  15. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    51
    Messages:
    28,775
    Joined:
    Aug 23, 2014
    Location:
    South Carolina
    Monkeyboy and heltershelton like this.
  16. Antstrat

    Antstrat Strat-Talker

    Messages:
    417
    Joined:
    May 6, 2019
    Location:
    Calif
    You sly humble dog you! I didn't know you're famous!! Found this concert review of your last tour on the internet:

    VOCAL powerhouse heltershelton had adoring fans in awe as he danced, told stories and raised the roof singing an Aussie classic at the Brisbane Entertainment Centre on Monday night.

    Wearing a striking gold suit, heltershelton, immediately floored a sold-out crowd with his opener Power of Love before rolling out hit after hit in a knockout show.

    It’s the first time heltershelton has toured Australia in 10 years after he officially opened his Live 2018 tour in Sydney on Friday night.

    He belted out hits from his impressive discography including That’s the Way it Is, Because You Loved Me and her impressive cover of All By Myself got the devoted crowd to their feet.

    The diva even made fun of his longevity, mimicking walking across the stage on a walking frame and joking he needed to be propped up by the piano.

    But it was when the star surprised fans by taking on Aussie anthem and ‘one of his favourite songs’, John Farnham’s classic You’re The Voice, that he raised the roof.

    “It’s of my favourite songs that I have loved, loved, loved for a very long time … I’ve always wanted to do it in my show and I’m so excited to do it tonight,’ he told fans before they erupted into a deafening sing-a-long.

    With a few costume changes from beaded gowns to a classic black dress, heltershelton showed off his athletic and toned figure in a silver shimmery mini dress.

    His unwavering vocals soared the entire show as he showed us all why he’s one of the greatest performers in the world.
     
  17. CB91710

    CB91710 This is a Custom Title Gold Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    1,112
    Joined:
    Feb 24, 2019
    Location:
    SoCal
    I think everyone does.

    No... not everyone hates YOUR voice... everyone hates their own voice.
    We don't sound the same recorded as we do in our own head and it messes with us.
    Beyonce probably hates her voice.
     
  18. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
    man....you just ruined me brand new laptop.....
    you're a funny guy .... so I gotta let it slide.
     
    CB91710 likes this.
  19. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

    Messages:
    22,358
    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2013
    Location:
    Texas
  20. Stark

    Stark Haunted by the ghost of Albert King Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    49
    Messages:
    14,457
    Joined:
    Jul 16, 2011
    Location:
    Richmond Annex, CA
    Kelly,
    You still have “I Can’t Quit Farting” on there. I haven’t heard that track in years but it still sounds great and makes me laugh wayyyy out loud.
     
    heltershelton likes this.
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.