In HAMLET, Shakespeare posed man's greatest dilemma: "To funk or not to funk, that is the question when I hold my Stratocaster." What scholars have determined Shakespeare meant by "not to funk" was "to rock." So the question is: To funk or to rock on a Stratocaster. That is the question. I'm going to be honest. The Tele, the Les Paul, the SG...they are the rock guitars. The Stratocaster is for funk. Nile Rodgers, Ernie Isley...they prove it beyond a shadow of a doubt. Oh, sure Stevie Ray or Clapton or Gilmour rock on a Strat...but they could have done that on a Tele (look at what Page did on his Telecaster). So what do you say? Is the Stratocaster thee funk guitar or thee rock guitar?