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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Guy Named Sue, May 16, 2018 at 12:35 PM.
not much I wouldnt do for a million bucks.
Sell you 2 million dollars!
Publicly or privately?
depends on who it is.
Install a Floyd Rose.
View Roseanne Barr in the buff.
Like Meatloaf said " I won't do that"
What would you not do for 1 million dollars?
Have my ex back..
Hurt my kid, obviously.
Apart from that, 1 million dollars pays for a lot of pride and dignity...
I believe it was Jimmy Carter that said "mo money, mo problems"
I'll raise you one mill!
If I had time, I could probably find a million things that I wouldn't do for a million dollars.
I'll give you my top 10 Letterman style
1). Probably the most obvious, I wouldn't kill myself.
2). Purposefully contract a horrible disease .
3). Hurt any of my loved ones.
4). Push an old lady off of a cliff, unless it was my mother in law. I'd do that for free.
5). Cut off any of my fingers, except the right hand pinky.
6). Harm a child
7). Get a Mike Tyson style tattoo on my face
8). Be mean to my mom
9). Give away a million and one dollars
10). Live permanently in the state of Delaware
Let me get this straight... for not doing something I get a million dollars? I'd not do anything.
I wouldn't harm another person. I wouldn't put myself in danger.
Ehh, you know, a million bucks isn't really all that much. Ten million and I could retire in luxury and ease for the rest of my life. That's where I start making choices I might regret.
Employ Henry Juszkiewicz. How long's a million dollars going to last?
they say money cant buy happiness.
I say thats a load of crap.
things go better with cash.
Sleep with my mom.