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What's the difference between a large pizza and a guitar player?

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by jaybones, Mar 10, 2018.

  1. jaybones

    jaybones Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Large pizza can feed a family of four.






    (oldie but a goodie)
     

  2. Martend

    Martend Strat-Talk Member

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    Feb 6, 2018
    Assen, The Netherlands
    A guitar player can feed the soul of thousands.
     
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  3. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Weeee doggie Strat-Talk Supporter

    What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?

    Homeless
     

  4. henderman

    henderman Most Honored Senior Member

    Dec 4, 2013
    largo,fl
    You can always tell if the stage is level if drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
     

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    circles Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter


  6. stratman323

    stratman323 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Apr 21, 2010
    London, UK
    "What's the difference between a large pizza and a guitar player?"

    Well you've just spoiled a good (though very old) joke, which is:

    "What's the difference between a drummer & a large pizza?"

    Now why would you do that? o_O
     

  7. BelairPlayer

    BelairPlayer Strat-Talker

    192
    Apr 3, 2012
    Northern California
    An explorer arrives at the jungle. He is met by his guide and they quickly get to exploring.
    A few hours into their trek, the explorer begins to notice drumming in the distance. He asks his guide about the drums and the guide simply states, "the drums must never stop."
    Several more hours go by, and still the drumming continues. The explorer inquires again, and once more the guide replies, "the drums must never stop."
    This goes on for days, weeks even. Finally, about to lose his mind, the explorer yells, "why man, why must the drums never stop? Please tell me!"
    The guide simply replies, "when the drums stop, it's time for the bass solo."
     

  8. Nick Evans

    Nick Evans Senior Stratmaster

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    May 8, 2016
    South Wales UK
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    The real difference between a large pizza and a guitar player
     
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  9. Dalendl

    Dalendl Strat-Talker

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    NW Mn
    What's the difference between God and a soundman?
    God doesn't think he is a soundman.

    What's the difference between a soundman and a toilet?
    A toilet only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time.
     

  10. carver

    carver The East Coast Strangler Strat-Talk Supporter

    family of four?


    uh oh.


    large pizza? those are the round things with the cheese and pepperoni on them right?

    ok..

    just checking..

    because I can easily eat one of those to my self.
     

  11. davidKOS

    davidKOS Musician, Composer, Teacher Strat-Talk Supporter

    May 28, 2012
    California
    What's the difference between a large pizza and a guitar player?

    everyone loves pizza
     

  12. The Strat Dude

    The Strat Dude Dental Floss farmer Strat-Talk Supporter

    Who is the best guitar player at a party? do not worry he will tell you.

    How do you keep from getting your guitar stolen?
    Hide it in a Bass case
    .
    Why are jokes about guitar players always one liners?
    So the rest of the band can understand them
     

  13. Mesaman

    Mesaman Strat-O-Master

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    Oct 20, 2014
    Mesa AZ
    The sausage.
     
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  14. Silvercrow

    Silvercrow Senior Stratmaster

    Nov 6, 2014
    Bucks County, Pa.
    GOOD LORD! "Musicians can make SEVERAL dollars playing the banjo!" Laughed till my side hurt!:p

    They can git sum free moonshine too, if they in them thar mountins!

    Brian
     
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  15. Silvercrow

    Silvercrow Senior Stratmaster

    Nov 6, 2014
    Bucks County, Pa.
    "Click to view full size image"? SCARY!

    Brian
     
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