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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by jaybones, Mar 10, 2018.
Large pizza can feed a family of four.
(oldie but a goodie)
A guitar player can feed the soul of thousands.
What do you call a guitarist who breaks up with his girlfriend?
You can always tell if the stage is level if drool comes from both sides of the drummer's mouth.
"What's the difference between a large pizza and a guitar player?"
Well you've just spoiled a good (though very old) joke, which is:
"What's the difference between a drummer & a large pizza?"
Now why would you do that?
An explorer arrives at the jungle. He is met by his guide and they quickly get to exploring.
A few hours into their trek, the explorer begins to notice drumming in the distance. He asks his guide about the drums and the guide simply states, "the drums must never stop."
Several more hours go by, and still the drumming continues. The explorer inquires again, and once more the guide replies, "the drums must never stop."
This goes on for days, weeks even. Finally, about to lose his mind, the explorer yells, "why man, why must the drums never stop? Please tell me!"
The guide simply replies, "when the drums stop, it's time for the bass solo."
The real difference between a large pizza and a guitar player
What's the difference between God and a soundman?
God doesn't think he is a soundman.
What's the difference between a soundman and a toilet?
A toilet only has to deal with one a$$hole at a time.
family of four?
large pizza? those are the round things with the cheese and pepperoni on them right?
because I can easily eat one of those to my self.
What's the difference between a large pizza and a guitar player?
everyone loves pizza
Who is the best guitar player at a party? do not worry he will tell you.
How do you keep from getting your guitar stolen?
Hide it in a Bass case
Why are jokes about guitar players always one liners?
So the rest of the band can understand them
GOOD LORD! "Musicians can make SEVERAL dollars playing the banjo!" Laughed till my side hurt!
They can git sum free moonshine too, if they in them thar mountins!
"Click to view full size image"? SCARY!