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What's the funniest insult you've ever received

Discussion in 'Squier Strat Forum' started by streatch, May 26, 2010.

  1. amstratnut

    amstratnut Peace thru Music. Strat-Talk Supporter

    Dec 1, 2009
    My house.
    One time out on the playground somebody called me a tom girl. I didn't dare argue with her because she could kick my a$$.

    It was not that funny to me.
     
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  2. Malikon

    Malikon Dark Cabaret

    Sep 2, 2009
    Chicago
    Lol. Brilliant, that's a great come back.
     

  3. gitterfidder

    gitterfidder Strat-Talker

    246
    Aug 3, 2009
    tucson, Az
    "all heavy heavy mosh mosh..."

    I say all chugga-chugga-wooh-wooh
     

  4. amstratnut

    amstratnut Peace thru Music. Strat-Talk Supporter

    Dec 1, 2009
    My house.
    I'm not sure why I'm chuckling.
     

  5. fenderilize

    fenderilize Strat-Talker

    147
    Aug 14, 2009
    U.S.
    wow, i've never seen pink vox like that before. they look so cool together! :)
     

  6. mijstratsq

    mijstratsq Senior Stratmaster

    Feb 26, 2010
    midwest is best
    its cool if its your guitar/amp are pink man,dont blame it on your "daughter"
     

  7. StratDen

    StratDen Senior Stratmaster

    May 23, 2008
    NY
    LOL! But I already have my own Pink Strat, and darn proud of it! :)
    But I was foolish not to buy a second pink Vox for myself when I bought hers. They really are unique little amps, especially in pink!
     

  8. StratDen

    StratDen Senior Stratmaster

    May 23, 2008
    NY
    She was in the movies, no?.

    [​IMG]
     

  9. Diocletian

    Diocletian Strat-Talker

    417
    Sep 9, 2009
    Glasgow
    Don't encourage them. The less people playing Dragonforce the better. :D
     

  10. scotzoid

    scotzoid Senior Stratmaster

    Oct 16, 2009
    Music City
    Last week my bass player friend asked me if I was trying to look like Jerry Garcia. Saturday night he asked me why I had shaved my beard off, I reminded him of what he said, he insisted it wasn't meant as an insult...
     

  11. HoboSquier

    HoboSquier New Member!

    1
    Jun 9, 2010
    Outside
    As a hitchhiker/street musician I always got the usual "Why don't you buy a real guitar?". Aside from the fact that I'm poor and live under a rock,, I could never get the ignorant to understand what my gear withstood.

    I traveled around the country with a new Squier Bullet Strat and a Roland Micro-Cube amp for over a year. My Strat never saw a case, even in extreme weather. It was outside 24/7, always acting as my pillow at night. The electronics never failed. The action stayed great despite sudden changes in temperature and humidity. The frets remained unhurt despite being played every day for at least eight hours. The lighter weight was even appreciated.

    So when that familiar question pops up, I just laugh. That was a REAL guitar that made me real money and gave me real joy in an environment that was real harsh. Keep up the good work Squier. It was the best $99.00 I ever spent.
     

  12. Horse

    Horse Strat-Talk Member

    89
    Mar 15, 2010
    England
    Thee funniest insult?

    When i had just broken up with a girlfriend, was out in the van with my electrician mate, feeling bummed out.

    He looked at me, kinda disparagingly, and said

    ' well, i guess you will be ok, youre a reasonable catch?! ....'

    We looked at each other and just had laughed our arses off. Just what i needed ;)
     

  13. strat_strummer

    strat_strummer Senior Stratmaster Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    56
    Dec 17, 2017
    Idaho
    My daughter told me I was a "HICKEY ON A HEMORIOD". I told her I resemble that remark.......:cool:
     
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  14. Mississippi_Kid

    Mississippi_Kid Senior Stratmaster

    Good grief! I got half way through this thread before I noticed it was a zombie thread. I was wondering why I didn't recognize any of the people posting.
     
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  15. brians

    brians Strat-O-Master

    Age:
    48
    994
    Nov 28, 2016
    ZA
    Haven't read all the posts but got the gist of this, a lot of bull****, either one can play or not, the axe in your hand makes zero difference, I've met some street players that make me look like I can't put a progression together, and they playing , really cheap crap, brand name means nothing if you cannot play, I hate this snobbery thing, it really is dumb , give one of my friends a bullet, and give me a $5000 guitar, and I still suck next to him, ......rant over, feel better now
     

  16. Uncle Fiesta

    Uncle Fiesta Senior Stratmaster

    Mate of mine turned up at Shadows Club last month with a guitar that his wife had just bought (she usually plays bass). It was a really cheap Strat copy, not even a Squier, paid 50 or 60 quid for it I think he said. He asked the organiser if he could plug it in and try it before the meeting started, and when he did ... it sounded bloody brilliant! Why? Because it was HIM that was playing it.

    I keep trying to get over to people that your sound isn't in your gear, it's in YOU. No need to spend fortunes trying to nail your sound, because you've either got it already, or you're never going to get it no matter how much you spend.
     
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  17. Electgumbo

    Electgumbo Lost Planet Airman Strat-Talk Supporter

    Dec 26, 2010
    Scott La.
    “Boy you about as dumb as a box of rocks!”... drill sergeant
     
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  18. fezz parka

    fezz parka Off.... Strat-Talk Supporter

    Apr 21, 2011
    Undisclosed.
    What's a hemriod?
     
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  19. apm1991

    apm1991 Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    27
    Feb 14, 2017
    Arizona
    some new neighborhood kid keeps riding his bike on my lawn and yelling, "Dusty old bones, Full of green dust!"

    I don't get it
     
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  20. William SantAna

    William SantAna Strat-Talk Member

    Age:
    31
    94
    Aug 24, 2017
    Brazil
    "bichaaaa!!! :mad::mad::mad:"
    yelled by a very ugly girl when I didn't catch her...
     
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