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What's the funniest insult you've ever received

Discussion in 'Squier Strat Forum' started by streatch, May 26, 2010.

  1. ocean

    ocean Most Honored Senior Member

    Apr 14, 2015
    In a house
    Nice guys finish last..
    Only time I heard someone say it in a bad way to my face.
    However behind my back, who knows probably some really bad s#@* .
     

  2. CigBurn

    CigBurn Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    60
    Jun 22, 2014
    The Shed
    dusty.jpg
     
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  3. Cerb

    Cerb Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    38
    Jan 22, 2016
    Sweden
    My then for year old son looked at me and said: Dad, children grow upwards, you grow forwards.
     

  4. thomquietwolf

    thomquietwolf Most Honored Senior Member Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    76
    Dec 2, 2010
    Peardale CA
    about 48 years back I had just won a particularly sloppy muddy race in Iowa
    Was on the podium getting my check and trophy...
    Someone calls out from the crowd [Hey(xxx@x*x&xxx) the Seniors presentation comes later]
    It was my eldest son.
     
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  5. nederemer

    nederemer Strat-O-Master

    Age:
    31
    703
    Oct 25, 2017
    Somerset, Kentucky, USA.
    My wife got so angry one time she called me a "horsecow" I was so taken aback by this next level insult I lost it and laughed so hard.
     
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  6. heltershelton

    heltershelton ROCKIN FOREVER Strat-Talk Supporter

    Jun 5, 2013
    Not Florida
    i dont think i can be insulted. what people say just doesnt bother me. what they DO bothers me. ive been known to say nothing and punch people very hard in the face when they do something i feel is wrong.
     
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  7. Williamwolka

    Williamwolka Strat-Talker

    Age:
    36
    148
    Dec 10, 2017
    Indiana
    Last week some random guy comes up to me and says, "You look just like that blond guy from Waynes World".
     

  8. Bazz Jass

    Bazz Jass Chairman of the Fingerboard Strat-Talk Supporter

    Nov 19, 2014
    Comfy Chair
    How on earth do you even find a seven year old thread here, let alone revive it??!!!

    I have trouble finding posts I want to revisit from last week!! o_O

    [​IMG]
     

  9. fezz parka

    fezz parka R.P.M. (Retired Professional Musician) Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    Apr 21, 2011
    Like Nowheresville, man.
    Do an advanced search. If "relevance" is selected (it's the default), you get what the software thinks is most relevant regardless of the date. This IMO is the main culprit for resurrecting old threads.
     

  10. Rayzaa

    Rayzaa Strat-O-Master

    512
    Jul 1, 2015
    Las Vegas, NV
    I always get a kick out of idiots saying ou dont have or couldnt afford a real Fender. Clearly they dont know other guitars exist and how good they are. MIM Strats are nicely made these days and all they need is some nice pickups and MAYBE a trem.... only if you want to. IMO Wood is wood, one peice, three, four piece body...who cares!
     

  11. Bazz Jass

    Bazz Jass Chairman of the Fingerboard Strat-Talk Supporter

    Nov 19, 2014
    Comfy Chair
    I get it. Guess someone was just doing an advanced search for "funniest insult" then! :D:D:D
     

  12. fezz parka

    fezz parka R.P.M. (Retired Professional Musician) Strat-Talk Supporter

    Age:
    59
    Apr 21, 2011
    Like Nowheresville, man.
    Or Squier. :)
     
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  13. Nate D

    Nate D Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    37
    Apr 2, 2016
    Ohio
    Jerry Seinfeld once called me, yours truly, an @$$hole
     
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  14. Nate D

    Nate D Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    37
    Apr 2, 2016
    Ohio
    Your drill sergeant was nicer than mine :)
     

  15. xland

    xland Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    49
    Oct 5, 2014
    Illinois
    My wife and I used to be season ticket holders for the University of Illinois football and basketball teams so it was not uncommon for us to wear a lot of orange, one of their primary school colors. One night I was at a bar and I was wearing an orange Illini hat, orange Illini shirt and an orange Illini jacket and some guy came up to me and said, "You look like a traffic cone."
     
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  16. 2-Finger

    2-Finger Strat-O-Master

    Age:
    47
    972
    Aug 16, 2016
    Brussels, Belgium
    Same here!! Wondering who are these people LOL
     
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  17. sssstratsss

    sssstratsss Strat-Talker

    Age:
    26
    106
    Dec 6, 2017
    Shreveport, Louisiana
    I was told I looked like Dr. Zaius today.
     

  18. vid1900

    vid1900 Senior Stratmaster

    Nov 25, 2016
    USA
    Tesco from the Meatmen, once said I was "Lamer than 2 retarded kids fighting under a blanket".

    I thought that was funny.
     

  19. ocean

    ocean Most Honored Senior Member

    Apr 14, 2015
    In a house
    Hmm
     

  20. Uncle Fiesta

    Uncle Fiesta Senior Stratmaster

    I was chatting to a friend at Shadows Club recently, he was going on about an acquaintance of his who he's convinced doesn't like him. He's one of these guys who doesn't seem to like anybody. He blows hot and cold; one day he'll greet you like a long lost friend, another you'll be pushed to get a word out of him. We're all used to it, but my friend is one of those who doesn't read people very well.

    Then suddenly he said, "He likes you, though."

    "How do you know?" I asked.

    He replied, "He's just upgraded you from Idiot to Fool."

    I couldn't be offended, I was too busy falling about laughing.