Get her a Classic Vibe.
If money's too tight try to find a used one. But for an extra $75 - $100, a brand new one (in her choice of colors, as long as it's an appropriate color) with a custom engraved neckplate, like Martin says.
What, like slings and arrows? Scottish claymores, mace, flail, throwing stars?
Lightsabers, blasters, phasers, disruptors (switched series there)? Flintlock muskets, cap & ball, Gatling gun?
Or more modern? From my cold dead hand?
Or using a motorvehicle?
My techology challenged 80 year old mother asked me what the difference between 4G (she has an iPhone 6) and 5G is.
I told her 5G is 1 more G than 4.
For when you need that extra push over the cliff.
Wait, there are rules?
Here I thought I could swear, spit on the floor, wear my muddy boots in the house, burp during dinner, fart in mixed company, and blow my nose on my napkin at dinner.
I'm not a vegetarian- did that during my granola days.
And nothing against the dairy (or meat) industry but this sickens me.
I've been a hunter, and still fish, and every time I've taken an animal I gave thanks for that animal's life. There is always respect and decency there.
As far as...
For me personally its an outlet for my rock n' roll lifestyle.
There are zero like minded individuals here. Everyone I made music with lives in other places, and other than the occasional text or email there's nothing.
Couple guys won't even email ("I sit in front of a computer 8 hours a day...
After upgrading from a boat anchor SS Peavey Stereo Chorus 400 to a Bugera V5 Infinium I've been adding pedals for what I gave up- chorus, EQ and boost (I use as a drive/dirt pedal, since the Bug is only 1 channel).
I'm adding color pedals (analog delay, autowah, octave, volume wah and a comp)...
Well, I'm looking forward to being retired sitting in a rocking chair jamming some Jimi, Dead or Stones.
You forgot to studder-
TA TA TA TALKIN BOUT MY GENERATION!
JES BECAUSE WE GET AROUND!
Parents leave the TV on all the time- background noise kinda thing.
Just walked downstairs, dad's reading, mom's on the computer. And PBS is fundraising- with a Doobie Brothers concert.
Dad's tapping his foot to a rocking live version of Talk About Love.
I can understand folk acts- Pete...
My first electric, the Stratocaster in my avatar ('76 hardtail natural- homerun first swing!) has jumbo frets. Its all I know and when I play shorter fret guitars I feel I have to dig in more and press down more firmly.
You other brothers can't deny.