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You'll soon be feeling like a brand new Pinto..... good news
so now we have standards??? Who knew
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A large group of American tourists were traveling by tour bus thru Holland. As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them thru the...
your point??
Bob, a 70-year-old extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the Country Club w/a breathtakingly beautiful, & very sexy, 25-year-old blonde woman who...
I never seem to have all the problems everyone else seem to have. I must be doing something wrong....
You'd be the greeter here for Bodean's Lounge. What a promotion! I hear he's a slave driver, though....
I'm ok with that
I hate cold....
A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa (FL). "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here...
maybe Gibson bought the place......
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her 92-year-old husband in bed w/another woman. She became violent & ended up...
I haven't drank apple juice since.....
So I guess Cheetos are out of the question.... Get better
I hate cooking. I used to enjoy doing different things. Now it's just drudgery
I would drive over to Graingers. They probably have some on the shelf.
Wasn't Gibson bought by the bean counters?
if you had stocked up on fruitcake you wouldn't care what holiday is next in line....
Brenda & Steve took their 6-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in...
A man went to church one day & afterward he stopped to shake the preacher's hand. He said, "Preacher, I'll tell you, that was a damned fine...
zombie thread.....
The mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex. Worried the girl might become pregnant & adversely impact the...