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A derelict automobile in your private row of parking...for almost two weeks and you would?

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by LPBlue, Aug 21, 2019.

  1. duzie

    duzie Senior Stratmaster

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  2. vid1900

    vid1900 Most Honored Senior Member

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    Get it started, and have yourself a joyride.

    If you let your girlfriend watch while you drive it off the edge of the quarry, it's going to get wet!
     
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  3. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Yeah, someone has been watching "Dudley Do Right" on a binge!:D
     
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    T Bone Slort "Was you ever stung by a dead bee?" Strat-Talk Supporter

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  5. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Not until a cursory "I could use this and this and those and this...okay, do it!:D
     
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    jayoldschool Mod Admin Staff Member

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    Do you own the property? If yes, call by-law. If not, report it to the owner. That's it.
     
  7. jack mccarthy

    jack mccarthy Strat-Talk Member

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    Use a couple wheel dollies and a jack to move it out to the street then call the popo regarding an abandoned vehicle. Make sure its blocking traffic. [​IMG]

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    radd Strat-O-Master

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    I would tell my wife, and have, because she has a good friend who retired from our local PD and works for the PD part time in retirement as their abandon vehicle officer.......you don’t have that option, I’m guessing....
     
  9. mad axe man

    mad axe man Senior Stratmaster

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    ...put it on kijiji...lol ...free car...no questions asked
     
  10. Tone Deaf

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    DY-no-MITE :eek:
     
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  11. montemerrick

    montemerrick Listening to something, that’s for sure Strat-Talk Supporter

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    duh! smash out the windows. remove the wheels and tires. spray paint your gang tag all over it.
     
  12. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    There is nothing on this car worth .10 :rolleyes:
     
  13. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Gold Member

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    Cutting torch... check. Grinder.... Check. Slim jim… check. Sawz-all... check. Utility knife... check. Ah the heck with it... just call the recue squad and tell them you have a car the use for practice with their Hurst Tool.
     
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  14. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I could cut it in half with the DEWALT cordless grinder but there might be questions!:sneaky:
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Gold Member

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    Antstrat Senior Stratmaster

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  17. Sarnodude

    Sarnodude Senior Stratmaster

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    Or walk to the nearest Tim Hortons. There's bound to be a cop there.
     
  18. Mr Dunlop

    Mr Dunlop Senior Stratmaster

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    Forget about it. Let the owner of the property take care of it.:)
     
  19. circles

    circles Resident Pinball Enthusiast Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Mind meld with it to find out its true purpose.

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  20. Tone Deaf

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    Did you check the trunk for a body?

    Oh, nevermind, you're not in New Jersey.
     
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