A dog is better than a cat because.

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  1. Tremoluxer

    Tremoluxer Strat-Talker Gold Supporting Member

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    Cats dream about being a cheetah chasing down a gazelle. Dogs dream about being a dog chasing down a car.
     
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    There's nothing better than going to someone's house who's cat's "hate everyone" only for them to jump in my lap and go to sleep.

    Cat's know if you're not a cat person. They sense things.

    They can see all 9 dimensions, and will ward off evil sprits.

    Dogs just eat, sleep, bark, and ****
     
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    when i met my wife, this is why she knew she could trust me.
    she had two cats and the first time i went to her apartment they came right up to me and argued over who got to jump in my lap. she was amazed and told me those cats run from everybody.
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    Tremoluxer Strat-Talker Gold Supporting Member

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    I know, right?
     
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    They swat it. Tarantulas too. Think about it . If you smash a scorpion it can't sting you. Cats are pretty fast. Even my 16 pound bobtail Smudge. He's also made lunch out of a road runner and midnight snack out of a large owl. He just showed up one day a couple of years ago and made my place his home. I cannot guarantee he's not part bobcat. We have them around too. These are barn cats basically not in house pets. They live outside and survive on open range with cows, deer, horses, javelina, raccoons, coatis , coyotes, ,and bobcats ,eagles ,hawks, and the occasional mountain lion. Without the cats no vehicle would run after sitting a couple of days as packrats would invade and eat the wiring.
     
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    Because you can't use your cat's nose as a counter.

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