and now, attacked by dogs

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  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    so i was walking back from the mail box awhile ago and two big dogs ive never seen before are running full speed at me and barking and growling. so i turned and faced them and showed them what a wild dog is, lol.
    i was yelling and growling....they were snapping and trying to bite.....i had no weapon, so i advanced on them and they retreated.
    this went on for probably 2 minutes and a guy came out and yelled at them and they went over to him.
    he apologized and i told him they were good dogs and were just doing their jobs.
    kinda wish i had a few dogs like that.
    anyway, i didnt bite them or anything.
     
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    i didnt bite them or anything.

    Lucky for them?
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    no, but ive been sitting down with my legs straight out and dragging my butt across the lawn.
     
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    Are you going to go poop on the guys lawn?
     
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    At least you're not doing it on the carpet.
     
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    At least you didn’t hump the guys leg :p:whistling:
     
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    funny thing......so just a little bit ago the ups man delivered a package to my house but it wasnt mine. so i go walking around to try to find the right address.....turns out its the guy with the dogs.
    he was very happy i brought his package.
     
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    damn i wish she was my girlfriend.
     
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    A guy goes to a shrink and says, "Doc...you're going to think this is really weird, but I'm starting to think I'm actually a dog."
    "OK...lie down on the couch and we'll talk about it."
    "I'm not allowed on the couch."
     
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    Sure, give him ideas! Tongue1.gif

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