So my brother's in a bar in Odessa Texas, and the cowboys are doing the predictable thing, drinking to Texas women (prettiest in the world), Texas beer (best in the world), Texas steaks (best in the world), Texas pool tables (best ..), Texas this and that. Little brother stands up and proposes a toast to Belton, Texas (absolute best part of Texas) being the dead center of the state. A few beers later one of the cowboys takes the bait and asks 'So just why is the geographical center of Texas the best part?', to which my brother replies 'Because no matter which way you go from there, you're leaving!!!' And that's how the fight started.