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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Stratoman10, Jun 11, 2019.

  1. Stratoman10

    Stratoman10 Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I plugged into my ground floor neighbors patio outlet the other day to vacuum my car, that saves me from having to drop, then retrieve a cord from three floors up. No problem there, it was her idea anyway

    So as I'm on her patio I see a really stressed out plant. The reason she has plants is from looking at my balcony. I have lots of them and she got inspired I guess. This poor plant wasn't potted deep enough and didn't have enough potting soil so it was getting burned up. So I added soil, the roots were exposed and it was drying out fast so I watered it pretty good too. Saw her yesterday and told her about the rescue mission so she could keep an eye on it. All her other plants look ok.

    Then she told me she was going to Fl soon and she wants me to water her flowers. No problem

    BTW ,she is a competitive kick boxer/ gym rat. If I tell her no I might get beat up. By a girl

    I'm not ready for that
     
  2. Stormy Monday

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    whip me, beat me, treat me rough
    bite me, kick me I can't get enough
     
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    Sometimes it"s better to accept da-feet.
     
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    When I was running I would often get passed by women. Not a big deal, they were better runners than me. But when the women pushing strollers passed me...well I could only laugh.
     
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    Knowing a girl that is highly rated in karaté, I bet plants aren’t the only thing cute you like to see on her balcony...
     
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    Hope you don't get beat up.

    But if you do please post pics.
     
  7. Stratoman10

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    It would be a new account with a way different name :D
     
  8. rolandson

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    Man up dude...ain't no shame in being bested by a woman.
    A) Smartest professor I ever worked with was one of the inventors of the tunneling scanning electron microscope...she was a she.

    B) Best gig I ever had was with a jazz vocalist out of Seattle...she was a she.

    C) Spouse can wheel kick me into next Tuesday.

    i am blessed to have been able to learn, grow, and love at their respective sides.

    Truth be told, most men would crawl into a fetal position whimpering like a wounded puppy if they had to do half of what a woman has to.
     
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    System having fun again duplicate.
     
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    I might have to borrow this :cool:
     
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    Some of the baddest individuals on the planet are women...ain't no "throwing like a girl" anymore.
     
  12. abnormaltoy

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    I used to walk some rescue GSDs out in the desert, every once in a while this friggin brick with a double wide stroller would jog past...
     
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    I have no idea who decided they were the weaker sex.
     
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    I used to play a lot of racquetball, on of the members there used to be the women's state champ of Pa. Needless to say she smoked everyone, yours truly included. I knew I was doomed before we started, I'd watched her play a lot before. After we were done I think she was disappointed that it didn't bother me since I knew beforehand she was going to whip up on me. It was fun though

    So, yeah, total tongue in cheek post here. Sometimes the magic of them internets hides that stuff though

    Although this particular lady is probably 20 years younger than me and is in way better shape. So yeah, being the nice neighbor that I am her plants will be watered anyway
     
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    Yeah, I saw 'The Karate Hottie' at the gym a few months ago.
    The gym being Jackson/Wink MMA , where I go
    for therapy. No way I'm getting on the mat with any of those
    people for any reason , ever . They would twist me into a
    pretzel without even trying :eek: ; probably even the 115 lb ladies.
     
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    Well look at it this way...by portraying themselves in that capacity, women have men right where we belong...

    Though I think it criminal that women are not treated equally in the workplace...but

    Did y'all hear that the new commander of US Army's 40th Infantry Division is ...

    Brigadier General Laura Yeager
    [​IMG]

    https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la-me-first-woman-army-infantry-california-20190611-story.html

    Yep, he's a she.

    See that Eagle above the ribbons? She's a combat pilot. And that Silver Parachute underneath means she's capable of handing most of us our ass after jumping out of a plane to come find us.
     
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    I find strong, smart women irresistible.
     
  18. Gobo Fraggle

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    This is one of the most unexpected clickbaits I've come across in my short time here. lol

    I never expected a potting situation. With balcony plants. Or a competitive kick boxer/ gym rat.

    (I was expecting a 4 year old hitting you with a guitar, or playing better than you)

    I find competitive kick boxer/ gym rat women very attractive. I'd tell her no and await with baited breath.
     
  19. abnormaltoy

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    Any kin to Chuck?


    One of our senators is the first American woman to fly combat missions.
     
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    I've always been attracted to (I'm sure this is verboten in PC culture) tom boys, country girls, etc.
     
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