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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by ukoldgit, Jul 12, 2019.

  1. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Jeez Thruppers I knew you would always be there to support me in my hour of need, yah just gotta hit that anvil with thurr biggest hammer yah have and it may even make me like cricket (no not the insect version)
     
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    Class A Knob Senior Stratmaster

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    What is it about cricket? The fans are either billionaires or living in "developing" countries.
     
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  3. Alan Crossley

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    Oh, it’s a bit like “Muffing the Mule!” :D Why didn’t you say that the first time :p
     
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  4. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    That may have a different meaning here also.:D
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    He may have you sit on the pointy end.:D:D
     
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  6. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Alan, are sure you meant "Muffing" as a quick search on the web turns up "a sexual act that may or may not be popular with trans women, according to Miranda Bellweather.
    However she may be misquoted or generally wrong maybe we shall never know:)
     
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  7. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Vibrations:)
     
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    Good luck t bit, we're gonna need it to not get smashed by your guys :eek::confused::D
     
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    Heck, I was just trying to help....

     
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    Never count your chickens before the second team has had it's 50 overs. Good luck to you too.
     
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  11. Alan Crossley

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    I’m not sure what you are referring to.:oops:
     
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    Howzat.

    not out.
     
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  13. Alan Crossley

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    Oh, perhaps I mean Muffin the Mule.
     
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    First time I have hear Derek and the Dominos played at Lords. May be this new fangle dangle Kerry Packer cricket is not quite as bad as I thought. 103 for 2. Good opening for the Black Caps, and has the makings of a good contest :D
     
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    Out! Said the replay! :D:p
     
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    A bit of G string trouble perhaps:p
     
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    Very droll old chap! :p:D:thumb:
     
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    As far as I am concerned, if it involves a ball it's boring.
     
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  19. ukoldgit

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    Hold up chap, when you say "a ball" I do trust you don't mean balls plural as this would not fit in with my snooker championships:whistling:
     
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    Everything I know about cricket I learned from Douglas Adams.
     
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