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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Aug 14, 2019.

  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    im kinda wasted as hell, and Jeff is gonna be mad at me.....but I don't care.
    you shall all see my weakness...….
     
  2. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    im just bein funny....you get to laugh at my expense....
    if you don't find it funny....tough. sue me.
     
  3. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Nice, If the Band doesn't work out you could always go into standup:D
     
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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Or fall down....
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    im amongst friends here so I can look stupid.
     
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    My lawyers will be in touch! :p
     
  7. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    aint far from it brother.
     
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    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    Did you find another single malt in the coal shed?
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    and I also kinda don't care.....
    wrote a song about it
    like ta hear it? here it go
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I can hardly believe it.....but im on my 14th 16oz beer. I guess you could say im getting wasted tonight. I fell off the wagon. whatever. and I fell off hard.
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    im so wasted I cant even play worth a crap, lol.
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I don't know what
    made me want to drink like this tonight. honestly. I just did. its like out of nowhere.
    I feel pretty stupid.
    im sure ill feel even worse tomorrow. not headachewise but because ive been doing so well for so long and all of a sudden I get all effed up.
     
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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Not long before we get the fart song then. Carry on. :D
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    the point of this thread is not to judge people from what you may have heard or whatever.
    miley is a talented person and has more talent in her little finger than most have in their whole body.
    seriously?
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    you want the fart song? I can give ya the fart song.....if I can find it. let me know.
     
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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Oh boy...
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Strat-Talk Supporter

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    told ya..…..oh god I just farted
     
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    Be careful what you ask for:whistling:
     
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