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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Bodean, Feb 15, 2019.

  1. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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  2. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    Dang no wonder I had a problem. I kept squeezing them and they thought it was a hug.
     
  3. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    btw - I wound up marrying a girl with auburn hair and hazel eyes.
     
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    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Oh they give a warning as well.

    Normally it's included in the "sure I'd love to go out with you" statement.
     
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  5. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    Ya know... thinking about that... a pre-nuptial agreement would not be needed if there was a dating contract. Get it all out there before wear and tear.
     
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    abnormaltoy Mouth draggin' knuckle breather Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I kind of think my marriage vow, to my late wife,
    will serve as a prenuptial preventative. In the same manner as putting a pre-emergent weed agent in your garden.
     
  7. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I picked up my little Martin this afternoon. First time touching a guitar since the surgery on Monday. Still not ready to make this happen. Try again tomorrow.

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    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Strat-Talk Supporter

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    T Bone Slort "Was you ever bit by a dead bee?" Strat-Talk Supporter

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  10. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    Dang Slort…. They are getting brazen up your neck of the woods.
     
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  11. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Some one help me... my wife is trying to kill my music room. She wants a swim spa up there. By my calculations that is around 35000 pounds. It comes out to be 312 pounds per square foot. That means I need to set 4 more glulam posts, double the number of TJIs under the foot print of the pool, install 2 more triple lvl beams, run a new service from the transformer because I cannot pull 200 AMPs of my panel. The spa needs 100AMPs. Maybe install a fusion reactor to power it. These dogs ain't doing much around here, maybe install about 40 treadmills hooked up to a generator.

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    Ah... treadmills... bad idea.
     
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  12. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Hmmmmm. Married life.
     
  13. Stormy Monday

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    maybe a Home Depot shed would fit your gear after you install the spa.....
     
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  14. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    It was a cool idea as the room is perfect for it but I would also have to enlist the services of a structural engineer. The windows are still open and I am throwing money out but I need to draw the line at that. That would probably add 20K on to the cost not including the swim spa. It will be cheaper to build a greenhouse over top of the swim spa located outside and away from my guitar collection.
     
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    JB74 Senior Stratmaster

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    Easy. Tell your wife she's paying for it.

    That polythene greenhouse will be built next week.
     
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  16. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    That will not fly. We have always combined our funds to accomplish more. She is a degreed professional and very well paid for the risks in her job. I am just a monkey that bangs on a keyboard all day.
     
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    JB74 Senior Stratmaster

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    Tell her it compromises your creative outlet.
    Otherwise...
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Gold Member

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    She has already abandoned that idea once I told her the impact to budget and timeline. :)

    And I would need another 20K to build my office/music room over looking the river in the flood zone.
     
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    Jack up the roof and add another floor?
     
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    ZlurkCorzDog INMATE #7XX7XX7 Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Dang man, that requires more than a simple post. That seems more like a two hour conversation. :oops:
     
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