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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Bodean, Feb 15, 2019.

  1. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    An 8-year-old girl, at her grandparents house for Thanksgiving, went to her grandfather, who was sitting in his recliner in the living talking with the rest of the family, and asked him, "Grandfather, what is couple sex?"
    He was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
    Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
    When he finished explaining, the girl looked at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
    Seeing the look on her face, he asked her, "Tell me, sweetie, why did you ask this question?"
    The little girl replied, "Grandma told me to come out and tell everyone that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs.
     
  2. Bodean

    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Got a good laugh from that.
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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  5. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    They can call me OG.....from the Bog.

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  7. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    Turkey is stuffed and in the oven. But I am looking forward to tomorrow.....
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Black Friday??
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Wishing everyone a happy happy day.
     
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  10. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    Silly boy.

    Fruitcake Friday

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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Platinum Supporting Member

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    Everything is good. The pie came out OK...

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    And we have plenty of whipped cr...

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    Well maybe not so much.

    Happy Thanksgiving ya'll.

    - Bowmap
     
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    CB91710 No GAS shortage here Double Platinum Supporting Member

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    New GF: OMG where did you learn how to do THAT?!?!?!?!

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    The raft of issues we older folks have to deal with can be stifling at times. :whistling:
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Platinum Supporting Member

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    Who's old?
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Stormy's fruit cake.:D
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Platinum Supporting Member

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    OMG - Those things are multiplying. The 1st time I looked at the pic, I could have sworn there was only one. Now there are two. Stormy... RUN! You have a fruit cake infestation!
     
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    ZlurkCorzDog INMATE #7XX7XX7

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    I had to ponder that one for awhile. :rolleyes:

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  18. Stormy Monday

    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    actually three. The panettone is an Italian fruitcake.
     
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    Bowmap I nose a thang or two Platinum Supporting Member

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    Panettone... one of my weaknesses.
     
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