Bots are here to help us

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Guy Named Sue, Sep 10, 2021.

  1. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Censored

    Messages:
    27,603
    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2015
    Location:
    Terra Incognita
  2. Eric_G

    Eric_G Strat-O-Master

    Age:
    51
    Messages:
    783
    Joined:
    Jan 10, 2021
    Location:
    Quebec
    This is just hilarious... thanks ... you earned my laugh of the day !
     
    Cerb, valor19 and Guy Named Sue like this.
  3. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Guy Who Likes to Play Guitar Silver Member

    Messages:
    7,599
    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2018
    Location:
    North Central North Carolina
    It's very funny, but somehow I think there may be more to the story than just "a bot wrote this obituary".
     
    StratUp and Guy Named Sue like this.
  4. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Platinum Supporting Member

    Messages:
    9,463
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2017
    Location:
    3rd door down.
    Did the bot also give her four eyes?
     
  5. Guy Named Sue

    Guy Named Sue Censored

    Messages:
    27,603
    Joined:
    Feb 11, 2015
    Location:
    Terra Incognita
    It's from a book 'I forced a bot to write this book: A.I meets B.S' by Keaton Patti.
     
    Cerb, rolandson and Triple Jim like this.
  6. Exhead

    Exhead Strat-Tinkerer Gold Supporting Member

    Messages:
    1,619
    Joined:
    Jun 19, 2014
    Location:
    Temples of Syrinx
    The 4th Industrial Revolution is here. Not laughing at all.

    [​IMG]
     
    Cyberi4n and bbarott like this.
  7. rocknrollrich

    rocknrollrich Most Honored Senior Member

    Age:
    50
    Messages:
    6,289
    Joined:
    Jan 8, 2016
    Location:
    philadelphia
    Ah. Living till the age of old.
    I think that means you won.
    This response was written by a bot.
    You owe us some poems.
     
  8. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Guy Who Likes to Play Guitar Silver Member

    Messages:
    7,599
    Joined:
    Feb 27, 2018
    Location:
    North Central North Carolina
    I suspect he forced in a way that caused nonsense to be written, but he was probably making a point.
     
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  9. CalicoSkies

    CalicoSkies Most Honored Senior Member Gold Supporting Member

    Messages:
    6,708
    Joined:
    Jun 10, 2013
    Location:
    Beaverton, OR, USA
    Surrounded by family and natural causes, no less.
     
  10. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Platinum Supporting Member

    Messages:
    9,463
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2017
    Location:
    3rd door down.
    Funny but scary too. You can't argue with robots.
     
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  11. Roca81

    Roca81 Strat-Talker

    Age:
    40
    Messages:
    360
    Joined:
    Feb 3, 2021
    Location:
    Oklahoma
    Amazing
     
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  12. Groovey

    Groovey Dr. Stratster

    Messages:
    11,659
    Joined:
    Nov 17, 2016
    Location:
    WV. USA
    Lol
     
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  13. circles

    circles Resident Pinball Enthusiast

    Age:
    61
    Messages:
    25,574
    Joined:
    May 26, 2013
    Location:
    West Seattle, Washington
    Skynet is right around the corner!
     
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  14. StratMike10

    StratMike10 Dr. Stratster Silver Member

    Age:
    61
    Messages:
    11,714
    Joined:
    Apr 8, 2010
    Location:
    Florida
    Sounds like a Chinese-English google translate
     
  15. tanta07

    tanta07 Senior Stratmaster

    Age:
    44
    Messages:
    1,586
    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2019
    Location:
    Colorado
    We kind of lose sight of what a very specific thing it is to be human until we see alien things attempting to be human.

    For some pure nightmare fuel, look up paintings that were done by AI.

    wp-content.jpg
     
    Cerb and Guy Named Sue like this.
  16. muttonbuster

    muttonbuster Strat-O-Master

    Age:
    49
    Messages:
    536
    Joined:
    Nov 14, 2020
    Location:
    Democratic People's Republic of California.
    Story of my life, man. Where are my (expletive):mad: horses?!
     
  17. eclecticsynergy

    eclecticsynergy Senior Stratmaster

    Messages:
    3,774
    Joined:
    Sep 23, 2014
    Location:
    NY
    Plenty of unintentionally hilarious Chinese-to-English computer translation on a restaurant menu in this archived blog post.

    Warning- profanity appears in the translation - if you're easily offended, probably best not to click through. Some of the best/worst mistranslation I've ever seen though.


    EDIT - I have removed the link, despite its hilarity. Was concerned it could be considered a violation of the rules. The original address is no longer active, but anyone interested enough can find the page by going to the Wayback Machine and entering
    rahoi.com/2006/03/may-i-take-your-order/ into the searchbar there.
     
    Last edited: Sep 11, 2021
    Guy Named Sue likes this.
  18. Bowmap

    Bowmap I nose a thang or two. Platinum Supporting Member

    Messages:
    9,463
    Joined:
    Dec 23, 2017
    Location:
    3rd door down.
    Wow. That is really good. That is what my world looks like after a few too many. How did they get AI to drink?
     
    Guy Named Sue and tanta07 like this.
  19. Sarnodude

    Sarnodude Most Honored Senior Member

    Messages:
    5,951
    Joined:
    Sep 26, 2015
    Location:
    Mukilteo
    That obituary could easily be massaged into song lyrics. Most songs don't make any sense, either.
     
  20. Clickitysplit

    Clickitysplit Strat-Talker

    Age:
    59
    Messages:
    430
    Joined:
    May 25, 2021
    Location:
    Temecula, CA
    Haha whatever input that fits the library to the context must’ve been dialed back to 1.

    …age of ‘old’
    …collector of ‘dust’
    …funeral will be held in ‘1977’ at ‘heaven’