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  1. Stratafied

    Stratafied Most Honored Senior Member

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    Hamburger.. lettuce tomato pickle chips, ketchup and mustard. Mayonnaise should result in loss of citizenship, regardless of country.

    Hot dog... mustard ketchup, chopped onions, relish can be good ,and chilli.
     
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    No cheese on the burger???

    I agree with the hot dog, esp Italian hot dog, add potatoes and peppers to the mustard, ketchup and onions!
     
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    I don't want a pickle on anything. Anyone who pretends to "like" lettuce is just kidding themselves--it has no real "taste" and just makes the burger messier to eat. I can take or leave the tomato.

    I like *real* mayo, and back when I cared about such things I noticed it was lower carb than ketchup.

    The perfect burger to me is mayo, onion, and bacon on top of a good chunk of meat.

    For hotdogs, I only want ketchup and onion, though I'll gladly accept the chili if its available.
     
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    Absolutely cheese !
     
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    You’ll be escorted out of the country.
     
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    Agree
     
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    And no cooked onions, blech. Only raw.
     
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    Agreed.
     
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    Burgers and dogs need to be made out of chicken or turkey for me. That said...

    Mayonnaise = Deportation to any other old world (EU) county.

    Mustard is nasty. Vile. Always serve on the side for those sane people like me who hate it. Deportation is an option

    Any form of pickle including relish = Deportation to any other old world (EU) county. The mere trace presence of pickle juice ruined every plate it was ever placed upon.

    Tomato is great when in season or truly ripe. Out of season? No thanks...

    Ketchup is OK by me. Even for dogs.

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    Alternatives?

    For a mild flavor sammich, quality EVOO is 14.36 million times better than mayo. Good for you too.

    Salsa is an excellent sammich condiment. Om nom nom!

    Sriracha.

    Your hot sauce(s) of choice.

    Barbeque sauce.
     
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    Frank's Red Hot. I put that [email protected]!% on everything. :p
     
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    Wow!!! You’re really tuff.
     
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    Reminds me , speaking of condiments: About 20 years ago , I was in Barcelona, they had this combination mustard/ketchup in what looked like a toothpaste tube! It was Maggi brand. It came out of the tube like Aim toothpaste but it was yellow/red striped instead!?! WTF?! lol
     
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    I had an assistant that carried a bottle of hot sauce in her purse. She literally put it on everything. And I do mean everything. When she got fired for no-show-no-call the consensus from those who knew her far longer than me was that she was an alcoholic. That left me wondering if her body was crying out for some sort of nutritional deficiency that the body believed hot sauce would solve. No, I'm not kidding--I've really wondered that. She would put that sauce on literally anything that wasn't a desert--beef, chicken, pork, pizza, you name it!
     
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    I like the concept.
     
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    You do realize that the Big Mac special sauce is just Mayo + catsup

    Plus the Whopper has mayo , and that thing is dee-licious
     
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    I don’t think you’d like this one though!
     
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    I guess that's a good possibility, sounds logical. Probably the same principle as when alcoholics drink rubbing alcohol and similar, although I'm no expert.
     
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    Straight up no lie , loved whoppers always got em minus the Mayo.
     
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