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  1. Ebidis

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    Here I sat long enough to fast forward through the whole thing, hoping for a "Bambi vs Godzilla" ending or something. Some good old squirrel videos that are probably digitized by now were called "Daylight Robbery".
     
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    I'll try to do better from now on. Anytime I create a thread I will put forth a warning in the thread title for the sensitive members of this forum.

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    that's the spirit! :D
     
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    NOOOOOO....

    I play some of this and similar “episode screenings” on my iPad most nights for one or more of my inside cats. They surround the screen and paw at the “actors” and meow occasionally.

    Then, Mr Curmudgeon takes the iPad away and enjoys Strat-Talk
     
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    Some folks think it's a myth but I've seen one in the wild. It's the rarely seen, but never photographed Yeti Squirrel. I've seen foot prints in the snow 6 inches long at least. If you see one do not look it in the eye, they view this as an act of aggression, and rip off your (thieves) nuts and eat them. They also do have an affinity for the occasional coconut though.
    You're better off feeding them your Coconuts than your nuts.
     
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    I actually thought about getting one of these:


    got one of these instead:
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    No squirrel problems now:thumb:
     
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    You just reminded me of this classic cartoon. Couldn’t find the full video though.

     
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    omg, omg...O....M....G....

    you can't use a southpark gif for a warning!...that's...like...the most offensive tv show...almost....everrrr

    won't you ever learn?!?

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    But... but...... Butters is the sweetest character on that show! Would've been different if I had chosen Randy or Cartman I get it but C'mon Butters is adorable :DExcept that one time he managed to kill several people while step dancing..... That was an accident:whistling:
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    I think the best way to offend is simply to provoke the thought instead of blatantly slathering a thread with it.

    You need to throw in some side-gags. Ratchet it up a bit to the point where the moderators overstep the line, and kindly ensure you have a PDF of the thread for reposting to FB etc.

    Because nothing upsets more and offends more than a misquoted and non-implied insult.

    Which is basically what most of the allegedly intelligent members here seem to do with monotonous regularity.

    Covid has given people too much time to be selfish and petty.

    I have a really nicely weighted louisville slugger... I feel it needs to meet with some kneecaps with a terribly swift and decisive thrust.

    There, that should do it. Let's wait and see who takes offence. *hint* it's those who need a 'cappin'.
     
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