Does a bear play a Strat in the woods?

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    There are two types of bear in this area: Brown and Grizzly. Walkers are advised to sew small bells to their clothing to scare the bears away, and to carry pepper spray in order to prevent a specific attack.

    When encountering bear droppings, it is useful to be able to identify the type of bear.

    Brown bear: Relatively light in colour, and slightly fruity in smell.

    Grizzy bear: Much darker colour, often with a distinct smell of pepper, and may contain small bells.
     
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    Does a bear play a Strat in the woods?

    Not if it's a Polar Bear with a BC Rich!

    polarbear.jpg
     
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    with King Louie in the background.
     
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    Ah yes! Very astute my observant friend!;)
     
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    part of the deal, cuz


    I know that bear is jammin in the key of...Ursa Minor.
     
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    When I visited Canada, I was told that tourists find it difficult to distinguish between black bears and Grizzlies, as black bears are in fact brown. We were told that Grizzlies don’t climb trees, so if you’re chased by a bear, climb a tree. If it climbs after you, it’s a black bear. If it knocks the tree over, it’s a Grizzly. :eek: o_O :whistling:
     
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