Dog Poop

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  1. Larrym2

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    You ain't in Ireland anymore amigo.
     
  2. misterwogan

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    And you're not in Mexico anymore. Amigo.
     
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    There are motion-activated sprinklers designed specifically for this purpose, and both the sensor and the spray can be aimed somewhat. It should be possible to set it up to spray and detect only in your yard although that could be tricky depending on the lay of the land.
     
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    I agree, your neighbor is responsible for his dog a controlling where it goes. However if it's a recurring problem and the neighbor can't or won't put a stop to it do you really want the aggravation of feuding neighbors over some dog poop. Here's a 120 occurrence solution. It's a bit like the answer to my roommate leaves dirty dishes in the sink. If it bothers you, wash them. EARTH RATED PoopBags Refill Pack, Scented, 120 - Chewy.com
     
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    I had a neighbor that would let his dog use the neighborhood as his toilet and one of my old bosses gave me a great suggestion. Bacon grease, just warm it up and pour it over the sh*t, old or new, doesn't matter, leave it and check later or the next day. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised. It doesn't hurt the dog, I'm told it just upsets their stomach... now wouldn't that be fun to watch from a distance ? Pretty quickly, the dog stopped coming into my yard to make his deposits.
     
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    Finaly a viable solution. Everything is better with bacon.
     
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    I bought a house from the next door neighbor who was also a TOOL. I'd see his wife walking there dog in my front yard, letting the dog crap underneath a tree. She kept doing it, even after I told her off. I took my shovel and stacked that s**t right in front of there car doors. It worked immediately
     
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    You are correct. C a p - o as the Brits pronounce it, would be spelled c a p p o in American English. English is a weird language in and of itself. But I do appreciate the British pronunciation of many words. They do lend a bit of class to the language.
     
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    Sung to the tune of Return to Sender


    I sent back poo from my neighbor's, unknown pedigree

    It stunk to high heaven, a gift returned from me

    (Chorus)

    He stepped right in it, that's the way it goes

    He was barefooted, 'twas between his toes

    He's a rotten neighbor, we had a spat

    If his dog don't stay away I'll feed him Ex lax!!
     
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    Are we talking back yard or front yard here?
     
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    I had neighbors from Hell as well. Could not reason worth a crap. I tried talking, the township, sheriff, fence and planting aborvite bushes. Then my neighbor in back of me harassed me becase he is a immature redneck hick. Jealous of my nice looking yard and home. We moved to a condo community where there are RULES to follow. I will never be bothered by those selfish jackles again.
     
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    What kind of dog? Befriend the dog, maybe give it a treat or something. Play with it a bit, and then get it to run
    through a few mud puddles in your yard if you have the means to do so. The dog likes it, it can be entertaining
    for you, the neighbor will be pissed at seeing his dog repeatedly coming home full of mud, and he might consider
    his stance on 'I can't help it.'
    'Sorry, it's not my problem that your dog comes on my property and makes a mess.'
     
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    Go one better than a nail in the tire: icepick to the forehead. Works every time!
     
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    If this were happening to me, I'd be furious at the prospect of having to go to the expense and hassle of erecting a fence, especially since it's the neighbor's failure to act, initiating the need for one. Suggestion: collect the dog poo and let it ripen. Transfer it into a paper bag. Staple it closed. Pour a little lighter fluid on it. Drop it off near your neighbor's front door and strike a match. Run like hell. (Make certain that he doesn't have security cameras.)
     
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    As in, "Go feck yerself? 'Fraid I dunno whut thet is.
     
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    Aha! An illustration of what I'd suggested earlier in the thread.
    Only if you swing it fast enough as it makes contact with his head.
     
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    Kinda why puma pee is soooooo expensive.
     
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