Dog Poop

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Retroe, Jul 14, 2021.

  1. Crazybayman

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    poop is correct, according to doctors
     
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    I had this problem once. I got a shovel, scooped it and flung it back. It took about a week. But when my neighbor realized poop was all over their yard, they started paying attention. Never said anything to me about it. Even when they saw me firing it back. Weird people.
     
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    What in the world does this have to do with Strats or music?
     
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    Sidewinders is exactly the place for this. We're having fun, just shooting the sh**. It's what we do.

    "Crap" of course derives from the Crapper, an early flush toilet invented by Thomas Crapper. His descendants must be so proud...
     
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    Thanks for caring about the dog. It’s Not the dogs fault. People can be horrible. Are any other neighbors receiving the same treatment from crazy dog owner? Maybe a community cry would be heard. Bottom line, neighbor is a jerk, probably won’t change, finding a way to not be pissed off is in your best interest. “Why can’t we be friends?”
     
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    This reminded me of when I was a kid and a friend of mine and I put dog poop in a brown paper bag, put it on a neighbors step, set the bag on fire and rang the doorbell. How would you put out the fire? BTW, I am a very responsible dog owner these days.
     
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    Oh, just thought of a potential side benefit to the "motion sensor sprinkler" idea: The dog goes home wet.

    And just maybe, he doesn't want to poop while being sprayed, or gets distracted enough that he forgets to do his business in your yard.

    Wishing your neighbor a house full of wet dog smell...
     
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    Plenty of us English do too!
     
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    The first time I heard an American pronounce "solder" as "sodder" I couldn't believe it. Cracked me up! Sodder is not the same meaning in the UK. I thought it was just some sort of weird joke - and I actually had to find another video to see if it was how they said it all the time. and don't get me started on "capo"! "Cape - O" - absolutely ludicrous, I still chuckle at both of those....stands well back...
     
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    Vowel, letter, another vowel ...gives the 1st one a long sound? ...no?
     
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    This does not belong here- write in to your local newspaper
     
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    What does this have to do with a Stratocaster?
     
  14. bluebeard

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    Get some raccoon repellent
    It smells horrible
    Put into spray bottle that would reach the dog from a short distance
    Put a sign in your yard that says "Beware of Skunk"
    Spray the dog
    He will go home and stink up his owners place
    Your neighbor will see your sign
    I think he will get the message
     
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    Yet it brought both of you here for comment on top of all the valuable information you've already brought....oh....nevermind
     
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    First off, good thing the NRA is around to totally misinterpret the 2nd Amendment, because if it weren't, folks like him wouldn't have guns, and then just think about how unsafe 'murica would be:whistling:. Seriously though, I live in fairly rural Canada, I own a dog as does my neighbour. My dog(GSD) is trained to use one part of the backyard for it's business, my neighbours' dog is a toy poodle so when it does it's thing in my yard it's really easy to tell the difference. I simply scoop his dogs leavings and catapault them back into his yard, life is just simpler up here in Canada, cheers and good luck with your problem!
     
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    I thought this was Strat-talk, not Scat-talk.
     
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    Hmmmmmmm, there's a lot of crap going on in this thread. LOL.
     
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    Basically from your post you kind of sound like a tool yourself. Dogs will be dogs, so either have a fence installed around your entire yard or “man up” and re-connect with your neighbor and let him know you will be transferring his dog’s deposits back to him as necessary (or you could move). And just because he is a gun owner doesn’t mean “he’s not there mentally”. People like you are why “red flag laws” are a bad idea.
     
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    I have a dog, & many guns. To imply that someone is not all there because he has a gun is total liberal biased bull****, & quite offensive. Should I assume you put your purple hair into a **** knot?
     
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