GuitarAJ
Most Honored Senior Member
This is a creative new (never seen on S-T before) game I've just invented using my genius.
It's called "Drop Your Resume, Fool!"...or just D.Y.R.F for short (pronounced "D-riff") - sneaky guitar reference there.
Imagine you've just entered the flashiest, whiz-bang corporate building you've ever seen, surrounded by palm trees and golden beaches. You've ridden the glass elevator up to the top floor where you're greeted with the beautiful sight of a hot babe (male or female depending on your preference) receptionist who escorts you to the front desk on the back of a pure-bred Arabian horse.
You have now made the 10 yard journey from the front door of the office to the desk on horse-back. The hot receptionist looks you over with their seductive eyes and asks you for your C.V. "The CEO is away today, so I'll have a quick look over it just to make sure you'll have a chance"...they say.
Right about now you're probably wishing you had something really impressive written on your resume...just to inflate your ego and perhaps do enough impressing to get you a date for the night with a really good looking receptionist.
What would your 'perfect' resume include? Be as creative as you'd like. You could even include pics of your 'ideal, good-looking receptionist' to make the experience more authentic. No nudity, though.
It's called "Drop Your Resume, Fool!"...or just D.Y.R.F for short (pronounced "D-riff") - sneaky guitar reference there.
Imagine you've just entered the flashiest, whiz-bang corporate building you've ever seen, surrounded by palm trees and golden beaches. You've ridden the glass elevator up to the top floor where you're greeted with the beautiful sight of a hot babe (male or female depending on your preference) receptionist who escorts you to the front desk on the back of a pure-bred Arabian horse.
You have now made the 10 yard journey from the front door of the office to the desk on horse-back. The hot receptionist looks you over with their seductive eyes and asks you for your C.V. "The CEO is away today, so I'll have a quick look over it just to make sure you'll have a chance"...they say.
Right about now you're probably wishing you had something really impressive written on your resume...just to inflate your ego and perhaps do enough impressing to get you a date for the night with a really good looking receptionist.
What would your 'perfect' resume include? Be as creative as you'd like. You could even include pics of your 'ideal, good-looking receptionist' to make the experience more authentic. No nudity, though.
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