Epitaphs

[rolandson]

After careful consideration I have finally arrived at a decision over what my epitaph will be...

I'm Stuck
Go Around

The other choice I arrived at is...

Well This Sucks

Spouse preferred the first. Well, she threw her slipper at me over the second, so I took that to be a no vote. Then she asked me to return her slipper, which I did. She threw it at me again. Got me that time too. I don't think she appreciated the topic. I think the second is already in use anyway, though I'm being planted in the family plot in Saitama, Japan (her father invited me. I took it to be an honor) and my guess it'll be news to my family there.

I've taken her slippers away.

Anyway, anyone else got one?

 

[Impulsive guppy]

See you on the other side!

 

[3bolt79]

We like him more now than before….

 

[Thrup'ny Bit]

Who?

 

[Ebidis]

I got nothing...

 

[abnormaltoy]

Having a great time, wish you were here.

 

[abnormaltoy]

I got nothing...

Is that your epitaph?

 

[Ebidis]

Is that your epitaph?

It could work.

 

[Ebidis]

I told you that mayonnaise smelled funny.

 

[joebtone]

Never did watch the A team….or MacGyver.

 

[Ebidis]

Never did watch the A team….or MacGyver.

That's a weird epitaph.

 

[abnormaltoy]

That's a weird epitaph.

Some people might think that's why he went to his reward...

 

[nosmo]

FREE AT LAST!

 

[joebtone]

That's a weird epitaph.

Another thread made me think of it.
Sheer Geanie ass.

 

[wooders]

 

[ThreeChordWonder]

Other way up, idiots!

 

[AntStrat]

IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU'RE STANDING ON MY DICK.

 

[CigBurn]

LOL.. I have to deliver a brief eulogy saturday (edit: Sunday) and I have to say, not a single comment here is going into it..

 

[rolandson]

LOL.. I have to deliver a brief eulogy saturday and I have to say, not a single comment here is going into it..

Oh come on, @AntStrat has provided an outstanding example of tasteful humor this side of the lawn...
I'm actually considering revising my options...!

 

[wooders]

'life has been full of ups and downs, but this is the lowest I've ever been'