Epitaphs

[Mansonienne]

Funny to see this.
Not really into the whole burial thing, but on a long car ride yesterday there was some discussion of whether it may be legal here, when the time comes, to be composted. (Yes..that's a thing).

Up till now choice hast been a quick cremation.

There are some in life who serve as a good example. Others, a dire warning. I've always been more in the latter category. So when I came across a phrase recently that cracks us both up, I mentioned that if I were to go the burial route that I'd like it to be my epitaph.

"The Dildo of Consequence is rarely lubricated."

I'm with you. I'd like to fertilize a newly planted tree. IMHO we dedicate way too much land to our dead, not enough to trees....

But some of these epitaphs are funny.

 

[ukoldgit]

I'm with you. I'd like to fertilize a newly planted tree. IMHO we dedicate way too much land to our dead, not enough to trees....

But some of these epitaphs are funny.

Casket humour, never fails

 

[NickDG]

 

[amstratnut]

Get off my lawn.

 

[Boubou]

Hold my beer, watch this!

 

[Baelzebub]

I'm with you. I'd like to fertilize a newly planted tree. IMHO we dedicate way too much land to our dead, not enough to trees....

But some of these epitaphs are funny.

If it weren't that they grew in water, my preference would be to fertilize a swamp ash after composting, so maybe I'd be a guitar in my future.

 

[ThreeChordWonder]

This grave is 60 feet in diameter but only 1/2 an inch deep.

Parachute failure.