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finally achieved heart failure

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by heltershelton, Sep 27, 2020.

  1. heltershelton

    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    also.....
    im gonna need an equal amount of blueberries in each muffin.
    an equal amount.
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    Andrew Wasson Senior Stratmaster

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    I’ve heard that sometimes happens. I was talking to my uncle about it last week. He said they had to slow his down and the first thing they gave him didn’t do anything. The second thing they gave him worked.
     
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    bluejazzoid Strats Amore Silver Member

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    Not sure if this is a good or bad omen:

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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    Were on it
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    Damn bro. Your stubborn ass is finally doing something about it.
    GOOD
    Stubborn ass

    Get well soon
     
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    Dare1 Senior Stratmaster

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    Best of luck to you, bud!
     
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    Wtf. @heltershelton wishing you the best man.

    Take care and best wishes good sir
     
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    Bodean Just A Simple Man

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    I hope Dr. Jellyfinger pays you a visit.:D
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    i had no choice man.....lungs were filling up with water and i couldnt breathe. and man let me tell you that sucked.
    and if jellyfinger shows up ill get up and walk the hell out of here.
     
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    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    aren't you wearing the easy access rear end hospital gown?
     
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    Not much I can say that hasn't been said already. It's good they know the problem and how to cure it. Follow their orders and get well enough for the surgery.
     
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    Well, make the most of it. Get one of the pretty nurses to give you a sponge bath!:D
     
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    heltershelton BANNED Silver Member

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    hell no im wearing jeans and a tshirt
     
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    That's how you start out. Next thing you know you're sedated. Then the trainee comes in for a little manscaping. Next thing you know, while you're distracted and groggy, Jellyfinger comes in and pow.
    Leaving you with the same expression on your face as a cheap blow up doll.:D
     
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    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    yea yea yea......
     
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    Stormy Monday Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    I used to think I was unkillable. I'm 60 now. Had a triple bypass in 2002 and now 18 years later am on a waiting list for a new heart. Can't do crap anymore. I did a Zoom lesson last night for a friend who just bought his first guitar and got so excited I had to take a nitro for chest pain.

    So, for Gods sake take care of yourself!!!

    For me it is all genetic. Lost my dad when he was 65 and his father before him was gone at 65 also. So I figure I hopefully have a good 5 years to go but am hoping to extend it if I can.

    Be well brother.
     
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    Take good care of yourself and don't ignore any symptoms.
     
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    Damn it, Kelly! Quit screwing around, and kick this thing’s a$$.
    Just kidding, man. I’m late to the party here, but I’m pulling hard for you to feel better. You ain’t the hospital type!
     
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