GAS!!!! How to handle it?

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  1. Believer7713

    Believer7713 The Pink Bunnyman Frankenstein Silver Member

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    A fart's a fart...Whether you raise up one cheek and sneak or you give it a full blast like I do.

    BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!
     
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    A fart is a fart...until it's a shart!
     
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    Love means never having to say you're sorry for flatulence.

    If she complains, look her right in the eye and deny it.

    Paraphrase Lenny Bruce, "Who are you going to believe? Me? Or your lying nose!?"
     
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    NEVER TRUST A FART!
     
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    better out than in. Trapped gas is one way to ruin a day or two. Really bad.
     
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    remember these words; "it wasn't me"
     
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    Suppression is bad.

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    I heard this on the Stern show many years ago and could never seem to find it in YT land.

    Thank you! :D
     
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    "The Farting Contest" That was even better than I remembered! Downloaded and saved!

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    You just made my week! LOLSpinGreen.gif
     
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    During my career, I travelled a lot by aircraft. Y'all know how comfortable, crowded and impersonal that can be! But for some reason on long flights I always seemed to get explosive gas. But I learned quickly what the little air vents above your head were for and always turned mine so that it faced the person behind me. Then when an "explosive event" would occur the aircraft noise would muffle the sound, but the "perfume" would encase the person behind me. It was especially great to turn around and give that person the evil eye, saying something like "geez lady"! Of course not every one thought it was funny?
     
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