Three rules to teach your kids for a happy life: 1. NEVER get married 2. NEVER knock any girls up, especially if you live in Mississippi 3. Make a big deal out of selling any instrument "I'm putting that black 12-string I never play on CL". Then when that box from Adorama is sitting on the porch, she can't get mad, because you used the funds from the old guitar "Honey, remember? I sold the 12-string last month??".