My daughter Jen had surgery on one of her feet a few days ago. So being both a busy exec and a mom and partner to an equally busy welder they asked if I'd take the latest in grandchildren early this am so they could both have actual lives. No prob.. heck I am always up for grandkid time. So 5:30am to about 8pm I grand-dad the daylights out of that boy. On the way home I figure I'll pick up a heat and eat pizza. Do that and am just setting into some seasonal wine and this pizza and it happens. as I am just finishing the first piece I feel this slight tickle as I pull the pizza away from my mouth. In horror I feel around, find and pull an 12 inch or so HAIR from between the crust and toppings. I swear if there is a hair in food within a billion miles, I'll be the one that gets it. So grosssss. Anyway, I have diminished the effects of it with lots of healthy alcohol. I mean LOTS So gross though.