Hair and the long day.

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by CigBurn, Sep 15, 2021.

  1. CigBurn

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    My daughter Jen had surgery on one of her feet a few days ago. So being both a busy exec and a mom and partner to an equally busy welder they asked if I'd take the latest in grandchildren early this am so they could both have actual lives. No prob.. heck I am always up for grandkid time. So 5:30am to about 8pm I grand-dad the daylights out of that boy.

    On the way home I figure I'll pick up a heat and eat pizza. Do that and am just setting into some seasonal wine and this pizza and it happens. as I am just finishing the first piece I feel this slight tickle as I pull the pizza away from my mouth. In horror I feel around, find and pull an 12 inch or so HAIR from between the crust and toppings. I swear if there is a hair in food within a billion miles, I'll be the one that gets it. So grosssss.

    Anyway, I have diminished the effects of it with lots of healthy alcohol. I mean LOTS

    So gross though.
     
  2. Deebs3

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    It's just a hair, heck it may not even be human....
     
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    Yuk!
     
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    T-Rey Strat-O-Master Silver Member

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    Lol! Maybe there was a sheep dog hanging around in the kitchen!
     
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    LOLOL.....good point. I hear some pizza joints are so understaffed they're hiring Sasquatch. :D
     
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    Saved by a hair. The cheese and grease was probably worst for you.
     
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    You’re RUINED for Life.:eek:
     
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    What is 12 inch ? Is that something I'm too european to understand ?
     
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    12 inch.. a foot or about 30cm
     
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    Hair ~ The Cowsills (1969)

     
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    Hair is protein and protein is an important part of a healthy diet. And to top it off they didn't charge extra! Some people have all the luck.
     
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    Now I have an image of Ron sucking in a sauce covered hair like the dogs in Lady and the Tramp. Yum!
     
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    Don't know about you guys, but that's one of those instant appetite killers for me.
     
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    Ugh, I feel for you, I ordered a wrap once and after a few bites noticed a strand of hair in it...it was really long and all entangled in the wrap....almost tying it all together :eek:
     
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    Mouse The Knees of Rock

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    It's gross but for me: fingernail > hair :(
     
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    When it comes to finding hair in food, LONGER is better!

    :eek::cool:
     
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    You’re lucky. It could have been a crispy roach leg.
     
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    Q. What's worse than finding a worm in an apple?
    A. Finding half a worm in an apple.

    I hope that makes you feel better.
     
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    Blonde?
     
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    As long as it was fully cooked, you should be fine. :p



    (Yeah, yuck.)
     
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