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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Lonn, Nov 21, 2020 at 9:22 AM.

  1. Lonn

    Lonn Mod Admin Staff Member

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    Princeton Reverb 2020 Special EditionTo celebrate the unique year of 2020, we have gathered the worlds finest scientists, politicians, quantum physicists, math nerds, rocket surgeons, Scientologists, dog trainers, anti-maskers, janitors that look like Matt Damon, flat earthers, first graders, Maytag repair men (they really didn’t have much else to do), one litter of fresh kittens, Tom Waits. impersonators, that fat “gtl” girl from Jersey Shore, Jewel, ok. Well this is weird. I’m just gonna say it. The hoooove of a Christian Centaur, Jimmy Johns (you know. For Lunch), that small lady that won the hot dog eating contest and not one musician in our research and development lab to create the incomparable 2020 Special Edition Fender Princeton Reverb. When you fist drape your guitar cable loosely through the gapping hole where the chassis should be, strap you prized guitar on, turn up the volume knob and strum your first chord it is then that you see how completely transparent this special edition amp makes the guitar sound. All models were scheduled to be “Loki green” in spirit of the year, unfortunately out paint shop perished in a disastrous fire so we decides to go with “black” to remind you of how you feel on the inside. This amp is specifically voiced to emulate the emotions of 2020. While jamming with your band mates you will hear the empty hollowness filling the room, creating confusion and uncertainty and leaving you wanting more, or at least something at all. The 2020special edition is ultra lightweight to accommodate the chronic muscle atrophy we developed from staying at home and sitting on the couch. All orders shipped as pictured (no box or packaging) due to inflated packaging costs from the cardboard shortage. Plus it just wouldn’t be right if it didn’t show up on your porch step broken. 2020 sukka!might trade for toilet paper.
     
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  2. Baelzebub

    Baelzebub Senior Stratmaster

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    I have one just like that under my desk! Except mines a Twin Reverb! What kind of speakers does it have?
     
  3. LordOfPudding

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    A perfect match for my air guitar!

    ....except my air guitar broke when I sat on it accidentally.
    (I had forgotten where I left it)...
     
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    nuculer terrist Senior Stratmaster

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    Dark and hollow inside. Perfect amp for 2020
     
  5. montemerrick

    montemerrick no earthly reason why

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    do rape jokes get funny eventually?
     
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    Bet you it sounds better than most of the selections on my Mustang.

    Do you have one with just a volume knob?
     
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    That paragraph is a
    Orthographic Deficit wet dream....
     
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    Lonn Mod Admin Staff Member

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    Edited, had no idea who that person was.
     
  9. Mr. Lumbergh

    Mr. Lumbergh needs you to go ahead and come in on Sunday, too.

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    All that but he doesn't have a mojo?
    :rolleyes:
    SMH
     
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    Empty amp case!
     
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    ukoldgit Most Honored Senior Member

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    We just heard the echo over the pondo_O