I feel this needs to be said

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by Antstrat, Apr 5, 2021.

  1. Antstrat

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    Ellen. Reruns.
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    She could have E f-ing T doing unspeakable acts of depravity (as in probing time!) with Chuck Norris and it would still put me to sleep.

    3 years ago I underwent an unexpected middle of the night 10 hour surgery only to die and go south...way south. I knew this because I opened my eyes to find a nursing assistant camped out in the room they planted me in, drinking a gallon cup of Pepsi and eating chips, watching Ellen.

    Apparently this had been a daily thing for about 3 or 4 days. She thought, because I was "like dead or something" (her words) that it would be okay.

    I pushed the morphine button. Many times.

    She came back the next day. I asked her to leave. She was very upset. I told her not to come back.

    Anyway, Ellen makes me go catatonic. Or want to. That or jump in front of a bus.
     
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    That was hot, man!
    Lots o jumping around in under 2 minutes.
     
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    And they are wearing traditional early American clog dancing costumes.
     
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    I'm going to have to tape a stack of barf bags to the back of my lap top.o_O
     
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    i think the guy in the pink panther foil suit is my neighbor, i gotta get a pic of this guy in his daily garb. he is like the people of walmart but with good manners and fully clothed.
     
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    I tried to persuade @Mansonienne to include this routine in one of the Euroguestock get togethers, but she claimed I was too heavy for her to twirl around like that... :( o_O :whistling:
     
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    Just shoot me.
     
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    You be trippin, Ant?
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    I'm glad I didn't see this till this morning. Would have given me nightmares.

    I wonder which one's the sissy?
     
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    THIS is why we can't have nice things. :rolleyes:
     
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    And I thought “That 70’s Show” was pulling my leg... I was wrong... :D:D:D

     
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    On which planet?
     
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    Just because a thing needs to be said doesn't mean it necessarily needs to heard or seen....:eek:
     
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    PM sent :D