I have an invite..........

Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by ukoldgit, Jun 5, 2021.

  1. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Most Honored Senior Member

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    Dear Friend,
    I came across Your e-mail contact prior a private search while in need
    of your assistance. I am Dr. Aisha Muammar Al Gaddafi, the daughter of
    the late and former president of Libya; Col. Muammar Al-Gaddafi. I am
    a single Mother and a Widow with three Children. I have a deposit
    amount with a bank; as the governments of Libya are seriously
    searching locations of our assets to confiscate. I have
    investmentfunds worth Twenty Seven Million Five Hundred Thousand
    United State Dollar ($27.500.000.00) and 120kg of Gold Bars, and I
    need your Mutual Respect, Trust, Honesty & Transparency, kind support
    and assistance. Hope you will be a trusted investment Manager/Partner
    because of my current status here in Oman, however,If you are willing
    to handle this project on my behalf kindly reply urgent to enable me
    provide you more information about the investment funds.Your
    UrgentReply Will Be Appreciated Best Regards Dr Aisha Muammar Al
    Gaddafi.
     
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  2. ZlurkCorzDog

    ZlurkCorzDog INMATE #7XX7XX7

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    Looks like your ship has come in. You're going to be rich! :rolleyes:
     
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  3. Malurkey

    Malurkey Senior Stratmaster

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    Oh dear, she sounds like she needs help! Then why on earth did she turn to you? :eek: :whistling: ;)
     
  4. Bob the builder

    Bob the builder Most Honored Senior Member

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    Oooh
    This girl gonna "f" you better than any you ever had.
     
  5. Stratoman10

    Stratoman10 Dr. Stratster Silver Member

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    I'd have to politely decline that generous offer
     
  6. Triple Jim

    Triple Jim Guy Who Likes to Play Guitar Silver Member

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    I haven't seen one of those emails for a long time. It's good to know that people are still helping each other like this.
     
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    Stormy Monday Blooze daddy Silver Member

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    and to think that the only stuff I get is informing me that my car warranty is expiring ..
     
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    Lovnmesomestrat Senior Stratmaster

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    This is a perfect example of what a life of "clean living" will get ya...

    It seems that all those years of not yielding to temptations has really paid off for you; if only I had been like you when I was growing up...sigh

    LMSS
     
  9. henderman

    henderman Dr. Stratster

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    i'm telling the next telemarketer that calls i want the cash and bars of gold deal you have been offered and not the magazines, pills or time share crap they try to sell me.
     
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    Thrup'ny Bit Grand Master Curmudgeon

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    Just don't give her the keys to your brand new combined harvester...
     
  11. ukoldgit

    ukoldgit Most Honored Senior Member

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    Made a nice change from Nigeria though:D:D:D:D
     
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    ukoldgit Most Honored Senior Member

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  13. Guy Named Sue

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    Dear Madame,

    As tempting as that sounds, I must decline your offer. This isn't the first time a wealthy woman with your stature has tried to entice me and lure me into a lustfilled passionate relationship with the help of her wealth.

    I wasn't born yesterday, I know how to read between the lines. Fool me once, shame on you but fool me twice! Shame on me.

    I regret to tell you that the widow of a very wealthy russian oligarch by the name of Svetlana Patrovski has been down the road you' are trying to go. I've spent hundred days in her castle located on a secret location in Mother Russia. Traveled in her yacht and private planes, eaten lobsters and caviar whilst drinking the finest champagne from France.

    You Madame should be ashamed of yourself, trying to entice me and lure me into your sex dungeon to use me for nothing but your sexual pleasure with promises of money and gold.

    I am a married man now, I don't fall for those types of pleasures and promises. Money and gold does not bring happiness.

    Now I don't know how you got my contact information, maybe Svetlana provided such information to you and told you about our passionate experience together.

    But hear me now, I will not do those sort of things again. That is not the man that I want to be.

    Take care and I hope that you find happiness and love as I have.
     
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  14. soulman969

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    I would respond with.

    I am honored to be so highly thought of as a Manager/Partner for your investments. If you would please wire to me $10,000/Ten Thousand Dollars in funds now I will be able to contract with the parties needed to establish the multiple insured accounts necessary for such a large investment.

    Please be assured that I will handle this matter with utmost discretion and would advise you to do the same. It would not be good if the nature of our relationship was commonly known. I will provide you with a private numbered account where you may wire the funds. Once I have been notified of your deposit I will be in touch to advise on how to best proceed.

    Very truly yours,
     
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    They couldn't come up with that much Monopoly "money." 419 scams are still here and they wish we were as stupid as they are. Love the ALL CAPS and poor English used.
     
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    Gosh - can I help the lady in any way ?
     
  18. StratSounds

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    Dude! Now you can go around bragging that you personally know Colonel Muammar Gaddafi’s daughter. That’ll turn heads and open doors!:whistling:
     
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    Do you smell bull****? I think I do…
     
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  20. 33db

    33db Senior Stratmaster

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    Sure I'll help, but I want the movie and book rights to the story of how you got 120 kilos of gold out of Libya.