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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by LPBlue, Sep 10, 2019.

  1. LPBlue

    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Two old drunks at the bar telling war stories..."I can never remember, was it you or your brother that died in the war?"

    Yeah, we all know about the monkey and the cork so lean toward originality.:D
     
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    You think I'm drunk? Look a Olie, he thinks he's me.
     
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    Seamus OReally Strat-O-Master Silver Member

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    "If you'll calm down for a minute, I think I can save you 500 bucks."

    "Frank Perdue was just here... and I think we're going to have to review the Wonder Bread account."

    "Now that's the way you wave a towel!"
     
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    3bolt79 Senior Stratmaster

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    Keep the Tip...
     
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  5. JohnMac

    JohnMac Strat-Talker

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    Oh, pretty good Sven, an how's yer pecker?
     
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  6. GuitarPix

    GuitarPix Senior Stratmaster

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    Wrecked ‘im - damn near killed ‘im


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    bchaffin72 The wizard next door..... Strat-Talk Supporter

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    ww1.jpeg
     
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  8. 3bolt79

    3bolt79 Senior Stratmaster

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    Yeah I did...ha ha:D
     
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    Bob the builder Senior Stratmaster

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    If I could walk that way I wouldn't need the powder would I
     
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    Nadnitram Senior Stratmaster

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    ... And when you rub it, it turns into a suitcase.




    ... I don't know -- I think you'd better pet him first.




    ...The Ohio State fan covered the manhole and started jumping up and down again, yelling. "Eight! Eight! Eight!"
     
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    dante1963 Strat-O-Master

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    Be honest...you don’t really come out here for the hunting, do you?
     
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    3bolt79 Senior Stratmaster

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    I just sat around, watching porn and eating cheetos...
     
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    3bolt79 Senior Stratmaster

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    I gotcha where I want ya, now I'm gonna eatcha.
     
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    dante1963 Strat-O-Master

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    You know, when you’re drunk, you’re a real ass****, Superman.
     
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    "Well, mister, now the music's stopped... but your monkey's on fire."

    "I don't know who you are or where you came from, but I'm here Thursdays an' Saturdays."

    "Ding-a-ling, gawdammit, ding-a-ling!"

    "..But ah see ya won firs' prize!"

    "This time, I check for bees first!"

    "...in my pajamas, I'll never know."

    "... you don't need a Porsche."
     
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  16. CB91710

    CB91710 This is a Custom Title Gold Member Strat-Talk Supporter

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    Wendy? Oh no, it says "Welcome to Jamaica, Have a nice day"
     
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    3bolt79 Senior Stratmaster

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    I like "me check em for bees" that's a classic.
     
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    Sarnodude Senior Stratmaster

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    I always thought it was, " Welcome to the sunny island of Jamaica"
     
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    Well if you like that, you ought to see the monkey flip an omelette.
     
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    BelairPlayer Strat-Talker

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    …not only that, but it also doubles as a harmonica now!
     
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