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Discussion in 'Sidewinders Bar & Grille' started by LPBlue, Sep 10, 2019.

  1. circles

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    See that **** on paw? Watch ol' Clem
     
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    White man sit on well.
     
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    Madam, you are ugly but I will be sober in the morning.
     
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    Nice shorts.
     
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    ukoldgit Senior Stratmaster

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    You mean you didn't have the car windows open?
     
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    For that kind of money, I’m not taking out my false teeth!
     
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    Oh no, no, no. That's just ice cream.
     
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    She farted and flew out the window.
     
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    20 bucks...same as in town
     
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    i don't know who the other two guys are but the one in the middle is definitely Willie Nelson.
     
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    One of our favorites. ;)
     
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    Last time you did that trick...you didn't have holes in your feet!:thumb::cool:
     
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    "John... I can see your house from up here."
     
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    A pig like that, you can't eat him all at once...
     
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    Nope, I'm wearing a condom!
     
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    What did her Mother say?’ ............. ‘Baaaaaaa’



    But I s**g one sheep.......


    ‘Well darn it Rastas, she’s my mamma to’
     
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    But by the grace of God and these three fingers, I was able to get them all back in!




    Well, a circus is a cunning display of stunts.




    "You know, if you put a little grease in the grooves, the blade will slide much easier."
     
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