Keith Richards has Quit Smoking

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  1. Guy Named Sue

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    Does God have a specific brand loyalty or?
     
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    If there was nucellar war the only things left alive would be cockroaches and Keith Richards.
     
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    Now that's funny...... I don't care who you are........
     
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    Roaches live an average of 1 to 3 years, so he has them beat as well.
     
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    I want to say it gives me hope. Just sayin’
     
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    There will be just him and the cockroches left.
     
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    Sobriety is the new drug.

    I do find it it interesting that the guy has spent so long drinking and drugging that he now seems kind if bored with it. That first morning he woke up sober and hangover-free must have been startling for him.[/QUOTE]
     
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    Or
    There is the vague possability....
    That
    Not one of us truly know
    Any
    Facts
    Other than
    Anecdotal
    TidBits
    About him...
     
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    Rumour has it that, if he ever got done for drugs again, they’d sentence fairly. He’d get five years or life, whichever came first!
     
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    Keef has heard more jokes than anyone living on this planet, just count those laughter lines:) (note to self, use calculator)
     
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    Possibly a little too late for him to give up now. Next thing you know, Ronnie Wood will be sober.
     
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    Ronnie gave up booze several years ago. I've noticed his playing has been a lot more prominent (and better) since then.

    No longer having Ronnie as a drinking buddy might have been a factor for Keef.
     
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    Thats... His wife. Third one's the charm.
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    ...a sure sign of the impending apocalypse.
     
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    Thank goodness. I was beginning to worry he wasn't paying adequate attention to his health and there was an outside chance he might die someday. Glad he nipped THAT one in the bud...

    -Ray
     
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    That doesn’t mean vaping, or weed:D
     
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    I do wonder, has he ever experienced a non-viagra induced erection?
     
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