Keith Richards has Quit Smoking

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  1. 3bolt79

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    I do wonder, has ever experienced a non-viagra induced erection?[/QUOTE]
    Probably a century ago
     
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    Probably a century ago[/QUOTE]

    Yes, when it was all pink and unused :eek:
     
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    Looking at his face, one has to wonder about the rest of him:p
     
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    Maaan I was too late again lol
     
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    Why do I not believe this?
     
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    Because you read it on the internet? Time to call Keef and ask some questions I say! Inquiring minds here!
     
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    The doctor probably told him to quit or he wouldn't live to see 125 years old.
     
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    LPBlue "That Guy", again...dammit! Strat-Talk Supporter

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    I read the title and thought, Is he dead?:sneaky:
     
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    That sure would kill a man :D
     
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    He has? I don't like the Stones anymore.
     
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    Keef will outlast the grim reaper .....
     
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    He'll clobber the Grim Reaper over the head with his Telecaster, and then sling it back on and keep playing.
     
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    Next he'll be telling me just how white my shirts can be.... :confused:
     
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    Marlboro stocks took a massive hit .....
     
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    keith-richards-04-gq-4jan19_shutterstock_b.jpg He probably switched to cigars
     
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    He started smoking with his childood friend, Tutankhamon.
     
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    it would really be a shame if his daughters look like him when they get older
     
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    "Who would have thought that Keith Richards would outlast the Berlin Wall?"