Keith Richards has Quit Smoking

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  1. axis69

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    Is this the waitress he dumped his wife for?
    That horrible sweater and those babies look photoshopped.Ronnie only holds strats and jack daniels.


    Remember when bill wyman was dating the 19yr old daughter of his sons girlfriend?
    Completely off the wall,hilarious headline lives.
     
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    I don't know. Haha man they're living in a different world by different rules
     
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    In Russia, smoking quits you!
     
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    I wonder if Willie will ever quit smoking?
     
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    Now he can add negative 10 years to his life lol.
     
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    Is he doubling down on Coke or Heroin in lieu of the Nicotine?

    After all the time he's been smoking, it's a little too late (lung cancer) to quite now .... unless Richards is one of those 1 in a Million that Tar doesn't give him cancer.
     
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    When he dies, everyone will say, “I didn't know he'd been sick”! I read a year ago they'd determined, conservatively, that he'd smoked his 1,000,000th cigarette! His lungs must look like asphalt!
     
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    And Turkey?
     
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    A tune from their best modern tour, (Bridges to Babylon), IMHO.
    Does it relate? I dunno. It's RnR & I like it. :rolleyes:

     
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    So 50+ cigs a day for 55 years straight to hit those kinds of numbers.

    Need to up my game.
     
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    That sticky tar is the only thing holding him together.
     
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    I'm not a huge fan, but rather like Some Girls.
     
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    Good for Keith ! But we'll always remember him as the poster child for " Better Living Through Modern Chemistry " .